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Rusp Jul 15, 2018 3:14 PM the-dump

sure

Gent Jul 15, 2018 3:14 PM the-dump

There used to be giant spiders billions of years ago or something

Rusp Jul 15, 2018 3:14 PM the-dump

gent be that spider I posted

Rusp Jul 15, 2018 3:14 PM the-dump

it’s a literal tank

Rusp Jul 15, 2018 3:15 PM the-dump

and by posted I mean just put it’s name

taxes Jul 15, 2018 3:15 PM the-dump

I'll be a crab spider then! I'm super big and tanky

Gent Jul 15, 2018 3:15 PM the-dump

It has the word fornicate in the name...

Rusp Jul 15, 2018 3:15 PM the-dump

nothing could go wrong

Gent Jul 15, 2018 3:15 PM the-dump

Can I be a spider crab?

Rusp Jul 15, 2018 3:15 PM the-dump

sure

Rusp Jul 15, 2018 3:15 PM the-dump

close enough

Gent Jul 15, 2018 3:16 PM the-dump

So I only survive at the bottom of the ocean

Gent Jul 15, 2018 3:16 PM the-dump

Splitting the party right off the bat

Rusp Jul 15, 2018 3:16 PM the-dump

for the sake of RP all crabs are now land dwelling

taxes Jul 15, 2018 3:16 PM the-dump

what

Rusp Jul 15, 2018 3:16 PM the-dump

so you can also be crabs

taxes Jul 15, 2018 3:16 PM the-dump

wait can we be krabs too

taxes Jul 15, 2018 3:16 PM the-dump

oh

Gent Jul 15, 2018 3:16 PM the-dump

There are land dwelling crabs as is

Gent Jul 15, 2018 3:16 PM the-dump

Can I be a coconut crab?

Rusp Jul 15, 2018 3:16 PM the-dump

but now ALL crabs are land dwelling!

Rusp Jul 15, 2018 3:17 PM the-dump

Even the giant ass Japanese ones

Rusp Jul 15, 2018 3:17 PM the-dump

Which

Rusp Jul 15, 2018 3:17 PM the-dump

Are spider crabs actually

taxes Jul 15, 2018 3:17 PM the-dump

hm

taxes Jul 15, 2018 3:17 PM the-dump

can I be a mecha spider instead?

Gent Jul 15, 2018 3:17 PM the-dump

You already picked wolf spider

Rusp Jul 15, 2018 3:17 PM the-dump

roll for it

taxes Jul 15, 2018 3:17 PM the-dump

/r d20

Sidekick BOT Jul 15, 2018 3:17 PM the-dump

@taxes: d20 = (15) = 15

Rusp Jul 15, 2018 3:18 PM the-dump

you can be a cyborg spider

taxes Jul 15, 2018 3:18 PM the-dump

okay

taxes Jul 15, 2018 3:18 PM the-dump

Man gent

taxes Jul 15, 2018 3:18 PM the-dump

you should start rolling for stuff

taxes Jul 15, 2018 3:18 PM the-dump

or I'm going to carry us

Gent Jul 15, 2018 3:18 PM the-dump

Roll to be nothing even remotely related to a spider

Gent Jul 15, 2018 3:18 PM the-dump

/r d20

Sidekick BOT Jul 15, 2018 3:18 PM the-dump

@Gent: d20 = (16) = 16

Rusp Jul 15, 2018 3:18 PM the-dump

Hmm

Rusp Jul 15, 2018 3:18 PM the-dump

I’ll allow you to be

taxes Jul 15, 2018 3:19 PM the-dump

bugs

Rusp Jul 15, 2018 3:19 PM the-dump

A hamster

taxes Jul 15, 2018 3:19 PM the-dump

what

Gent Jul 15, 2018 3:19 PM the-dump

Nothing else?

Rusp Jul 15, 2018 3:19 PM the-dump

Idk

Rusp Jul 15, 2018 3:19 PM the-dump

You can be a praying mantis or something

taxes Jul 15, 2018 3:19 PM the-dump

roll to evolve

taxes Jul 15, 2018 3:19 PM the-dump

/r d20

Sidekick BOT Jul 15, 2018 3:19 PM the-dump

@taxes: d20 = (4) = 4

taxes Jul 15, 2018 3:19 PM the-dump

damn

Rusp Jul 15, 2018 3:19 PM the-dump

you are kursed

Rusp Jul 15, 2018 3:19 PM the-dump

gent just pick a bug tbh

taxes Jul 15, 2018 3:19 PM the-dump

roll to use the kurse as a weapon

taxes Jul 15, 2018 3:19 PM the-dump

/r d20

Sidekick BOT Jul 15, 2018 3:19 PM the-dump

@taxes: d20 = (5) = 5

Gent Jul 15, 2018 3:19 PM the-dump

Fuck yeah, I'll take mantis

taxes Jul 15, 2018 3:19 PM the-dump

damn

Rusp Jul 15, 2018 3:20 PM the-dump

alright

taxes Jul 15, 2018 3:20 PM the-dump

Okay so a mantis and a cat sized cyborg spider

Rusp Jul 15, 2018 3:20 PM the-dump

I’m assuming female

Gent Jul 15, 2018 3:20 PM the-dump

Of course

Gent Jul 15, 2018 3:20 PM the-dump

I wanna live

Gent Jul 15, 2018 3:20 PM the-dump

After sex

Rusp Jul 15, 2018 3:20 PM the-dump

I neglected to mention that all bugs are human sized in this world

taxes Jul 15, 2018 3:20 PM the-dump

what

Gent Jul 15, 2018 3:20 PM the-dump

Boring

Rusp Jul 15, 2018 3:20 PM the-dump

that was a joke

Rusp Jul 15, 2018 3:20 PM the-dump

don’t worry

taxes Jul 15, 2018 3:20 PM the-dump

okay are the cats bigger then

taxes Jul 15, 2018 3:20 PM the-dump

so im even bigger

taxes Jul 15, 2018 3:20 PM the-dump

Kappa

Rusp Jul 15, 2018 3:21 PM the-dump

You are the size of a kitten

taxes Jul 15, 2018 3:21 PM the-dump

final boss should be a human

taxes Jul 15, 2018 3:21 PM the-dump

i rolled a 20 on being cat sized

taxes Jul 15, 2018 3:21 PM the-dump

Kitten?

Rusp Jul 15, 2018 3:21 PM the-dump

a kitten is a cat

taxes Jul 15, 2018 3:21 PM the-dump

Nice gent 20s

Gent Jul 15, 2018 3:21 PM the-dump

Roll to be a regular sized mantis with strength proportional to a human

Gent Jul 15, 2018 3:21 PM the-dump

/r d20

Sidekick BOT Jul 15, 2018 3:21 PM the-dump

@Gent: d20 = (18) = 18

Gent Jul 15, 2018 3:21 PM the-dump

Nice