the-dump

oh

good job rusp

You made a cripple

good thing I’m the GM!

/r 6d2

@Deleted User: 6d2 = (1+1+2+1+1+2) = 8

rusp are we actually RusPing

I mean

We can

What we should really be doing is rolling a 6d13+7

Or...6d14+6

Well

I still have to figure out what RusP is

cmon, you're the best GM

Ok I’ve got it figured it out

First we’ll be picking our spider types

spider types

I hate this already

You’ve got Tarantulas, Widows, Jumping, Orb Weavers, Crab, and Spitting Spiders.

After that you pick your class

Which is just standard classes

Crab Spiders are tanky, widows are sneaky, tarantulas are all rounders, spitting spiders make good mages/rangers, orb weavers are trap makers, jumping spiders are just swift

How about the trapdoor spiders?

You can be any spider

just

assume he’s good with traps

I'll be OwOlf spider

not allowed

that’s a legendary spider

akin to a dragon

Worst gm

They weren’t going to be

But you called it an OwOlf spider

okay can I be a Wolf Spider

not an OwOlf

just a wolf spider

Fuck you

You may be a wolf spider

that’s acceptable

nice, whats my ability like

wolf spiders are more beefy warriors/barbarians

oh

gay

They're trapdoor spiders

can i be a grandady longlegs

Ambush predators

Those aren't even spiders

yes they are

I accept it

lets go

They have very long reach and are hard to hit

Some even say they may have the strongest venom in the world

(They don’t)

Also rusp, they took something shitty and took the effect I do too far (making it look good)

so I don't think I'l play their shitty RP

Yeah

I’m pretty sure they forgot about Mada “Zero Zero” Four anyways

What gender will you character be Max?

This is very important for spiders

femal

e

Female is the correct choice

^

Unless you want to be sneaky

Than males are much smaller and harder to detect

Also they have more affinity with magic

And are better marksman

Alright Gent, what spider will you be?

..................................................................................................

Wolf Spider it is

I wanna be a tarantula hawk

Ah, Good choice.

Quite the powerhouse

May have a hard time hitting smaller enemies though

But I get the ability to fly

You aren’t an OwOlf spider

nice try

can I dualclass

of course

oh tarantula hawk