the-dump

“You know what.. I know you’re not going to listen to me.. you’re too far gone. So if I’m going to save my friend.. I’m going to have to fight for it.”

I don’t know man

"Save...your friend?"

Psychic: "Geeze, what a reveal." rolling his eyes

who said this

The tortoise said the first part

SO

Yep

The psychic will of course assist in placating the tortoise on his turn, as anyone would be allowed to do

oh

/r d20+1

@Gent: d20+1 = (20)+1 = 21

HOLY

THING HAPPENED

I was gonna say "only a 20 would do anything"

ITS HAPPENED

HES DONE IT

THE MADMAN

FAITH RESTORED

REVIVAL

It’s not an attack!

no

xD

xD

wew

This

The tortoise spits out his hand.

Fuckig

I gave a long ass monologue

Tortoise: "...Heheh.....hehehehe...."

Got a 9

this guy

"Taking a bullet are you?....sniffle"

Tortoise: "Your hero talk is a crock of shit....but I appreciate a good speech...."

He stomps out without looking back

Wow

Rude

Now, your skeleton friend gets one turn before the slime breaks free

wait

disappeared

No?

uh

We would need another crit/crit fail for that

oh that was my rat

wew

Yeah

Well fuck

Can my nigbull bite at the slime

or is his turn skipped

I guess you can command him to do it now

sick

let’s do this

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (7) = 7

This isn't so much a roll to hit, more so a roll for "will this do anything"

mhm

answer is no

Roll damage

Wait what

Really

huh

Well, damage doesn't mean you're saved

/r d6+2

@Rusp: d6+2 = (3)+2 = 5

He takes a mouthful of boiling slime

Delicious

/r d20+3

@Gent: d20+3 = (10)+3 = 13

Like jello

some skin on his lower jaw gets burnt off

Oof

woof

Now skelington

haha!

he shall slice at slime

If attacking is really what you want to do now....

Oh wait

We could

Run