the-dump

*great grand children

I could be

Tortoises live a long time

Logical and moral

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Ghoul huh?

yep

ACTUALLY BRB

HAVE TO DO THING

Give me a roll

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (16) = 16

The slime is about to eat you

How will you react?

Rusp?

If you don't say anything, you're gonna die

?

/r 6d20

@Gent: 6d20 = (14+14+19+17+10+16) = 90

now a DRAGON is showing up!

Ok

I’m back

I was shooting my gun like a true redneck

Really?

Yeah

I killed 3 whole birds

I’m telling you man

FPSs really help

That's not what a true redneck shoots at

So this was the next best option

Are these birds you can eat?

yep

Okay good

Although I may have put one down close range and blew it up

You still get meat scraps

true

I shot one directly through the skull

Throw it in some water and make a stock, if nothing else

A true clean kill

What birds, anyway

Mourning doves

I believe

Though in true redneck fashion

I shot first

identified later

You can make a pie from that

yeah

They’re pretty good

So a dragon is about to eat you now

roll to handle animal

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (9) = 9

You handled his animal

nice

Man

I may be one of few people to ever exist that shot a gun and played pathfinder in the same day

There's a whole larping community

They shoot at eachother?

The hardcore ones

Damn

When are we going to switch from pathfinder to urealms?

Or maybe we can play deadrealms

More liek DEAD realms!

Which is almost Phijkchu RP

I liked dead realms

it was ok

Actually

pretty good

only thing holding it back was spiff

Tends to happen

She's just...never...anything

They had a favorite vote

and she got last by a wide margin

Not funny, not entertaining, not creative, nothing

and rob said

It’s because she was new

But everyone knew

The real reason