the-dump

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (6) = 6

shit

Alright

Gotta take a shower

Gotta wash off any remaining third world country

/r d2

@Phijkchu_Giratina: d2 = (2) = 2

I feel stupid because I installed the PTB and didn't get any option for screenshare on the VC

I do not know what I am doing wrong

Am I doing something wrong?

roll to

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (2) = 2

hmm

roll to edge

/r d69

@Rusp: d69 = (43) = 43

Roll die

/r d20

@Gent: d20 = (2) = 2

Die rolled

well done

roll to beat MGQ on hard

or impossible or whatever

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (8) = 8

that could’ve been bad

So

yep

Uh huh

yes sir

Do tell

mhmmm

Indeed

obviously

/r 6d20

@Gent: 6d20 = (6+8+2+5+6+8) = 35

wow!

Uh

Sure

So an imp shows up

The pathetic creature squirms up to the new arrivals.

Pathetic?

Oof

It's an imp

We’re all special in our own way

It is indeed special

The fey get up and turn around and point their bows you and your mage friend.

Oh

Right

Do these things speak

Looking up, the sky appears to have a hellish red glow, there are crags and peaks like...hell....everything kind of looks like hell.

oh boy

Hmm

The fey speak to each other in sylvan.

I’m going to slowly place my weapons on the ground

The psychic reaches behind his robes slowly, attempting a sleight of hand.

/r d20-2

@Gent: d20-2 = (10)-2 = 8

"Pocket sand!"

oh

He throws a clump of dust at one of them, as he attempts to book it out of there he's belted in the chest.

welp

so long partner

wheezing"Heh, out of the frying pan...into the fire...ay chum?"

this guy

“Uh.. hey guys... I don’t want any trouble. It wasn’t my choice to fight there.”

Psychic: "Oh, but it was mine!"

They kick him in the shin.

Oof

They search your body, removing all weapons.

Curiously, they don't seem to find anything on the psychic, which you know can't be true.

Huh

Good sleight of hand

Oh, he failed that check.

They gesture for you to follow them.

The imp clings onto your shin.

Oh