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Rusp Jul 6, 2018 9:00 PM the-dump

Genius

Gent Jul 6, 2018 9:00 PM the-dump

Alright, the portal forms

Gent Jul 6, 2018 9:00 PM the-dump

The sleeping fey is immediately sucked in.

Gent Jul 6, 2018 9:01 PM the-dump

All the others jump in after them.

Gent Jul 6, 2018 9:01 PM the-dump

The psychic uses his saved move action to follow.

Gent Jul 6, 2018 9:01 PM the-dump

And you...I presume

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 9:02 PM the-dump

of course

Gent Jul 6, 2018 9:02 PM the-dump

You jump in and land face first in a pile of all everyone's bodies.

Gent Jul 6, 2018 9:02 PM the-dump

/r d20+6

Sidekick BOT Jul 6, 2018 9:02 PM the-dump

@Gent: d20+6 = (17)+6 = 23

Gent Jul 6, 2018 9:02 PM the-dump

The monkey jumps after you.

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 9:02 PM the-dump

oh no

Gent Jul 6, 2018 9:03 PM the-dump

He slams down into the ground, barring its teeth.

Gent Jul 6, 2018 9:03 PM the-dump

/r d20+4

Sidekick BOT Jul 6, 2018 9:03 PM the-dump

@Gent: d20+4 = (20)+4 = 24

Gent Jul 6, 2018 9:03 PM the-dump

/r d20+4

Sidekick BOT Jul 6, 2018 9:03 PM the-dump

@Gent: d20+4 = (7)+4 = 11

Gent Jul 6, 2018 9:03 PM the-dump

/r d20+4

Sidekick BOT Jul 6, 2018 9:03 PM the-dump

@Gent: d20+4 = (19)+4 = 23

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 9:03 PM the-dump

Oh

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 9:03 PM the-dump

uh

Gent Jul 6, 2018 9:03 PM the-dump

It gets peppered with arrows.

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 9:03 PM the-dump

Gottem

Gent Jul 6, 2018 9:03 PM the-dump

A giant gorilla arm reaches through the portal, swiping at you all.

Gent Jul 6, 2018 9:04 PM the-dump

The portal closes, severing the arm off.

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 9:04 PM the-dump

oof

Gent Jul 6, 2018 9:04 PM the-dump

And that'll be all for today.

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 9:04 PM the-dump

Boy

Gent Jul 6, 2018 9:04 PM the-dump

I'm gonna go piss a river.

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 9:04 PM the-dump

Have fun

Gent Jul 6, 2018 9:10 PM the-dump

Are we ever gonna resume the actual campaign?

Gent Jul 6, 2018 9:11 PM the-dump

And are you gonna pick some spells?

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 9:11 PM the-dump

Perhaps

Gent Jul 6, 2018 9:12 PM the-dump

How many lives could you have saved with but one more spell?

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 9:13 PM the-dump

hmm

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 9:13 PM the-dump

good question

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 9:13 PM the-dump

How close were we to killing that cyclops btw

Gent Jul 6, 2018 9:14 PM the-dump

Uhh

Gent Jul 6, 2018 9:14 PM the-dump

Maybe like 2/3rds

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 9:14 PM the-dump

Better than I expected

Gent Jul 6, 2018 9:14 PM the-dump

He was retreating for a reason.

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 9:15 PM the-dump

Yeah

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 9:15 PM the-dump

Fair

Gent Jul 6, 2018 9:15 PM the-dump

Welp

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 9:16 PM the-dump

Yeah I don’t know when the others would be ready to play

Gent Jul 6, 2018 9:16 PM the-dump

I tend to just assume "not now" if they aren't already responding

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 9:17 PM the-dump

yeah, that’s usually how I feel about it

Gent Jul 6, 2018 9:17 PM the-dump

It seems like they don't care that much

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 9:17 PM the-dump

perhaps

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 9:17 PM the-dump

who knows

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 9:23 PM the-dump

/r d1488/

Sidekick BOT Jul 6, 2018 9:23 PM the-dump

@Rusp: Engorgio!

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 9:24 PM the-dump

fuck

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 9:24 PM the-dump

/r d1488

Sidekick BOT Jul 6, 2018 9:24 PM the-dump

@Rusp: d1488 = (270) = 270

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 9:24 PM the-dump

/r d1337

Sidekick BOT Jul 6, 2018 9:24 PM the-dump

@Rusp: d1337 = (612) = 612

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 9:24 PM the-dump

/r d1000

Sidekick BOT Jul 6, 2018 9:24 PM the-dump

@Rusp: d1000 = (580) = 580

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 9:24 PM the-dump

/r d666

Sidekick BOT Jul 6, 2018 9:24 PM the-dump

@Rusp: d666 = (540) = 540

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 9:55 PM the-dump

/r d1488

Sidekick BOT Jul 6, 2018 9:55 PM the-dump

@Rusp: d1488 = (1279) = 1279

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 9:55 PM the-dump

/r d1337

Sidekick BOT Jul 6, 2018 9:55 PM the-dump

@Rusp: d1337 = (1201) = 1201

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 9:55 PM the-dump

/r d1000

Sidekick BOT Jul 6, 2018 9:55 PM the-dump

@Rusp: d1000 = (706) = 706

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 9:55 PM the-dump

/r d666

Sidekick BOT Jul 6, 2018 9:55 PM the-dump

@Rusp: d666 = (526) = 526

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 9:56 PM the-dump

that was terrible

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 9:56 PM the-dump

would not recommend third world countries

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 9:56 PM the-dump

very true

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 9:56 PM the-dump

Indeed

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 9:57 PM the-dump

Everything not inside of the resort was really bad

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 9:57 PM the-dump

No no no

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 9:57 PM the-dump

That’s true

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 9:58 PM the-dump

my brother and dad walked out to look at shops

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 9:58 PM the-dump

spooky

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 9:58 PM the-dump

they tried to kidnap my brother

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 9:59 PM the-dump

There was none of this shit there

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 9:59 PM the-dump

It was all just shops filled with liquor