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Rusp Jul 6, 2018 8:23 PM the-dump

Even if I had them

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 8:23 PM the-dump

well like

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 8:23 PM the-dump

I thought this guy would have them

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 8:23 PM the-dump

Also

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 8:23 PM the-dump

That’s what my dragon was for

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 8:23 PM the-dump

he had fire

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 8:23 PM the-dump

but uh

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 8:23 PM the-dump

he’s not here

Gent Jul 6, 2018 8:24 PM the-dump

Well, something to remember about your guy

Gent Jul 6, 2018 8:24 PM the-dump

What's his thing?

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 8:24 PM the-dump

he’s an angel

Gent Jul 6, 2018 8:24 PM the-dump

No he's not

Gent Jul 6, 2018 8:24 PM the-dump

He's an aasimar

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 8:24 PM the-dump

he’s a pseudo angel

Gent Jul 6, 2018 8:24 PM the-dump

What's he like?

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 8:25 PM the-dump

an angel

Gent Jul 6, 2018 8:25 PM the-dump

So boring and fake?

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 8:25 PM the-dump

uh

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 8:25 PM the-dump

sure

Gent Jul 6, 2018 8:25 PM the-dump

Fantastic

Gent Jul 6, 2018 8:26 PM the-dump

Anyway, we've got ourselves a gorilla here

Gent Jul 6, 2018 8:26 PM the-dump

He's gonna lunge out at the muscular guy.

Gent Jul 6, 2018 8:26 PM the-dump

/r d20+7

Sidekick BOT Jul 6, 2018 8:26 PM the-dump

@Gent: d20+7 = (19)+7 = 26

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 8:26 PM the-dump

oh baby

Gent Jul 6, 2018 8:26 PM the-dump

He tackles him, now beating on his face.

Gent Jul 6, 2018 8:27 PM the-dump

The other monkey is gonna breathe out a smog.

Gent Jul 6, 2018 8:27 PM the-dump

/r d20

Sidekick BOT Jul 6, 2018 8:27 PM the-dump

@Gent: d20 = (20) = 20

Gent Jul 6, 2018 8:27 PM the-dump

uh

Gent Jul 6, 2018 8:27 PM the-dump

So the entire battlefield is covered in smog.

Gent Jul 6, 2018 8:27 PM the-dump

everyone feels sick

Gent Jul 6, 2018 8:27 PM the-dump

The fey start barfing

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 8:27 PM the-dump

it’s uh

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 8:28 PM the-dump

nvm

Gent Jul 6, 2018 8:29 PM the-dump

So...everyone would be nauseated now

Gent Jul 6, 2018 8:29 PM the-dump

That means you can't take any actions, other than moving

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 8:29 PM the-dump

Wow

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 8:29 PM the-dump

thrilling

Gent Jul 6, 2018 8:29 PM the-dump

The monkeys are immune to this, of course

Gent Jul 6, 2018 8:30 PM the-dump

So we're gonna need fortitude checks every round

Gent Jul 6, 2018 8:30 PM the-dump

No, he moved back to cast his spell

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 8:30 PM the-dump

All right

Gent Jul 6, 2018 8:31 PM the-dump

Okay, give me a fort save

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 8:32 PM the-dump

/r d20

Sidekick BOT Jul 6, 2018 8:32 PM the-dump

@Rusp: d20 = (8) = 8

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 8:32 PM the-dump

man

Gent Jul 6, 2018 8:32 PM the-dump

You keel over clutching your head.

Gent Jul 6, 2018 8:32 PM the-dump

/r d20+4

Sidekick BOT Jul 6, 2018 8:32 PM the-dump

@Gent: d20+4 = (8)+4 = 12

Gent Jul 6, 2018 8:32 PM the-dump

The big guy can't do much either.

Gent Jul 6, 2018 8:32 PM the-dump

/r d20+1

Sidekick BOT Jul 6, 2018 8:32 PM the-dump

@Gent: d20+1 = (8)+1 = 9

Gent Jul 6, 2018 8:33 PM the-dump

The thin guy is screaming at the top of his lungs.

Gent Jul 6, 2018 8:33 PM the-dump

But the fey....

Gent Jul 6, 2018 8:33 PM the-dump

/r d20-2

Sidekick BOT Jul 6, 2018 8:33 PM the-dump

@Gent: d20-2 = (20)-2 = 18

Gent Jul 6, 2018 8:33 PM the-dump

/r d20-2

Sidekick BOT Jul 6, 2018 8:33 PM the-dump

@Gent: d20-2 = (6)-2 = 4

Gent Jul 6, 2018 8:33 PM the-dump

/r d20-2

Sidekick BOT Jul 6, 2018 8:33 PM the-dump

@Gent: d20-2 = (10)-2 = 8

Gent Jul 6, 2018 8:33 PM the-dump

/r d20-2

Sidekick BOT Jul 6, 2018 8:33 PM the-dump

@Gent: d20-2 = (15)-2 = 13

Gent Jul 6, 2018 8:34 PM the-dump

So, one of them is perfectly fine...the one currently grappling your friend.

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 8:34 PM the-dump

Wew

Gent Jul 6, 2018 8:34 PM the-dump

Two of them cover their faces utterly disgusted. They actually retreat.

Gent Jul 6, 2018 8:34 PM the-dump

A portal starts forming in the back of the cave again.

Gent Jul 6, 2018 8:35 PM the-dump

Actually wait, one of them is sleeping

Gent Jul 6, 2018 8:35 PM the-dump

So one is disgusted, and grabs its friend along back before making a portal.

Gent Jul 6, 2018 8:36 PM the-dump

The 4th one is still mind controlled, but it seems to be doing alright.

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 8:36 PM the-dump

Huh

Gent Jul 6, 2018 8:36 PM the-dump

Monkey time....

Gent Jul 6, 2018 8:36 PM the-dump

/r d20+7

Sidekick BOT Jul 6, 2018 8:36 PM the-dump

@Gent: d20+7 = (8)+7 = 15

Gent Jul 6, 2018 8:36 PM the-dump

So the big monkey starts beating down on the muscle man.

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 8:37 PM the-dump

oh boy

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 8:37 PM the-dump

this is going very well

Gent Jul 6, 2018 8:37 PM the-dump

/r 2d4+5

Sidekick BOT Jul 6, 2018 8:37 PM the-dump

@Gent: 2d4+5 = (4+2)+5 = 11

Rusp Jul 6, 2018 8:37 PM the-dump

oh boy

Gent Jul 6, 2018 8:37 PM the-dump

He beats down on him repeatedly with his massive arms. He keeps hitting him until he's just a mangled bloody mess.