the-dump

"Oh, how we are blessed by the dragon-lord."

I’m not saying anything

/r d20+5

@Gent: d20+5 = (12)+5 = 17

"A celestial!"

"The gods are smiling upon us!"

“Probably not”

“Look where we are”

"Oh? Hmm, I shall forgive your ignorance for now."

"We have been chosen, comrade."

“To be slaves?”

"All men are born into servitude, my friend."

"Slaves to their inferiority, to the demands of their rulers, to nature itself."

“Mhmm”

"Only by finding a greater purpose can one break free from their natural state."

The cat looks over your face, curiously.

“Sure thing”

"You will soon learn, comrade."

“Do you guys worship that serpent?”

"No serpent no, the green dragon."

“Ok.. so.. it captured you, yes?”

"We sought guidance, comrade. A purpose in life. Do you not seek the same?"

“No”

“I’m content just wandering”

“So.. can I just... leave then?”

This conversation echoes in your mind.

I remembered that

But I didn’t say that I actually was looking for a purpose

fuck

so uh

My question

The cat is now standing over your face.

Oh, go ahead

I already asked it

it’s behind the image

One of the prisoners chuckles.

“Ah, so we are slaves?”

“Wonderful”

"No comrade, from this point forward you will be on your path to freedom."

"Sometimes, the mind withholds one's true desires..."

“Shut the fuck up, you sound like that stupid ass snake”

The two prisoners back away into the darkness smiling.

cool

The cat poofs away.

I’m going to sit down

And?

and think about how fucked I am

Give me a roll for morale

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (20) = 20

Holy

that’s not right

Well

You close your eyes

And you see an angel before you.

"My son....where there is light, there is hope!"

Can I speak back

Sure

“There isn’t any light down there”

"Ah, but there is. We are celestials. Within each and everyone one of us, there exists a light that can never be quenched!"

You see a light begin pouring our of your hand.

It is the spell, daylight.

Which every aasimar gets to cast

How silly of you to forget

all it does is make light

right

Sure

tfw ded

internet bad

So

I can make light

that’s cool

doesn’t help me

Fucking

That's not what frodo said

I wouldn’t know

I guess I’ll light shit up

"I see you have doubts. But remember that the light of the gods shines down on you, always."

The angel disappears.