the-dump

you couldve asked the tortoise to trip the cyclops. it could of worked

Well, he was like 50 feet away

ah

besides

Jumping in front of the laser didn’t stop it last time

As it hit me

and kept going

maybe if the dragon fired at the eye, it could of hurt so much it closed its eye and laser

well

I would’ve done that

but

I don’t think I had an action to use there

So now what

Man

I don’t know

I feel like the cyclops isn’t actually that badly hurt

tbh i wouldnt blame the tortoise if it fought you next

for not killing myself for his young

It rolled absolute shit for stats

it would not stand a chance

What is your eidolon doing?

I don’t fucking know

Let’s get the hell out of here

The eidolon is pretty badly hurt right now

running away from the tortoise and cyclops

just ignore your problems

it’s the best way

The cyclops is turned away, retreating

yep

Would you like to loot the area, first?

No

I do not want to loot dead baby turtles

Cmon, 10 rations

nor do I want to stick around

it smells tasty

no

oof lol

please

Don't let there memory go to waste

I need to get those sandy gnoll scrolls

Oh

Nevermind

that can wait a bit

You can take a path around if you want

That’d be favorable

Okay, give me a roll

/r d20

yep

@Rusp: d20 = (8) = 8

awesome

What is this for

Okay, a twister is heading in your direction.

oof

wha

what

mother natures revenge

It's coming from the east, not where the turtle was

well

Can I just like

Avoid it

It's pretty big

You can try I guess

I’m assuming it’s a dust devil

those aren’t very hard to avoid

Alrighty

What are you doing then?

I’ll be taking an even wider path around

Okay, it readjusts its trajectory to head towards you.

3 rounds until it reaches you

awesome

I guess we’re running the fuck away

Sprinting?

depends

how fast is this moving

Like...10 mph?

That’s like

a fast jog

not quite a sprint

yeah

fast jog