the-dump

Oh

right

I’m just used to rolling low in initiative and having enemies go before me

so uh

Roll a reflex save for eidolon

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (17) = 17

nice

The dragon rolls to the side.

What a legend

The laser cuts further through the sand and his headed straight towards the hill...the hill the tortoise was running towards.

Oh no

Any action you would like to take?

Well uh

huh

The tortoise isn't over there

He was running there for a reason

the babies

but like

what could I possibly do

besides shoot it and hope it stops shooting the laser

Do I have a giant mirror handy

...no?

alright

just making sure

I mean

If I can’t shoot it then I have nothing I can really do

ik something, but i wont say for the sake of trying not to backseat gm

Okay

So the laser cuts all the way down the length of the desert

Tortoise: "NO!"

oh well

The cyclops begins to retreat.

The tortoise is shuttering.

no he fucking doesnt

I’m getting this fuck

Tortoise: "They- they were...so young...."

It's the tortoise's turn first

can i say my suggestion since its too late?

Tortoise: "WHY?! You could've saved them! You just had to be the damn hero so much, you couldn't save my children!?"

if there was any way, to trip the cyclops, it would of missed

well

I had no way to do that

Sure, could've worked I guess

But alas, someone decided to go with ranged attacks

rip

Like a coward

Even though he had the strength

even with melee I wasn’t stopping that

smh

Rusp, you're such a defeatist

So it's the eidolon's turn

WHAT?

Defeatis?!

good spell

all I could’ve done is like yelled

Or

it’s not like I had a full turn

You could've taken the bullet for them

no

I would’ve fucking died

I’m not dying for tortoises

And so our hero allows the innocent to perish in place of his own well being

they’re

fucking

turtles

you couldve asked the tortoise to trip the cyclops. it could of worked

Well, he was like 50 feet away

ah

besides

Jumping in front of the laser didn’t stop it last time

As it hit me

and kept going

maybe if the dragon fired at the eye, it could of hurt so much it closed its eye and laser

well

I would’ve done that

but

I don’t think I had an action to use there

So now what

Man