the-dump

so

time to think

how much hp would a cyclops have

probably a lot

People would also use their eidolon to instead boost their own melee attacks by morphing together

I don’t want him inside of me

That’s gay

I’m not gay

Give me a roll

No thanks

Give me a roll

I refuse to play a homosexual

Give me

a roll

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (1) = 1

YOU

ARE

100%

GAY

Alright

this character is bad now

That's actually your quest, to cure your gayness

ok

That's why you accepted james's quest

eidolon is going to go up behind and attack where his spine would be

Roll me a dice

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (20) = 20

Another roll

FUCK YOU DICE

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (7) = 7

thank god

Hmm

I think he would be flanking here

So it confirms the crit

Oh my fuck

I hate these dices

why do they do this to me

this is bad?

they make my guy gay

than immediately give me my first crit

Your character is only gay for spiders

I

What

My eidolon might not even be a man tbh

who knows

Your eidolon isn't a spider, but you like to pretend he is

I see

alright

so

I pull his spine out right

battle over

Roll me some damage

isn’t it different for crits

No

Huh

/r 2d4+2

@Rusp: 2d4+2 = (2+1)+2 = 5

Welp

It does double

amazing

Your dragon climbs up the cyclops's back, running his claws up its length. When he reaches the neck he bites down on it. The eidolon actually has a second set of jaws inside its outside ones.

The cyclops tries to reach behind to pull him off, but its arms can't really bend that way.

It staggers around, shaking its body to the left and right.

Your turn.

well

I guess while it’s distracted

I’ll shoot it in the eye

Thar's gonna be hard to do here

Oh

I guess I’ll shoot at for general mass

maybe hoping for a crotch shot

Roll

/r d20+2

@Rusp: d20+2 = (19)+2 = 21

oh boy

Should’ve went for the eye

You shoot right into where its genitalia would be. Its body actually seems to be smooth all over, but the shot connects.