the-dump

let’s hope

The fucking turtle gets to go first

PERFECT

Tortoise: "Eeehhhh! Help! My great grand children are in that hill! Please young lad, don't let them get hurt!"

What's the dex on your eidolon?

oh right

I still needed to do his stats

We'll just say he can go next because he rolled higher

alright

Quadruped: Str 14, Dex 14, Con 13, Int 7, Wis 10, Cha 11

Serpentine: Str 12, Dex 16, Con 13, Int 7, Wis 10, Cha 11

Those are the choices you get given his body structure right now.

I guess the first one

yeah

I imagine his back 4 legs are bulkier, and his front 4 are used for grabbing and slashing enemies.

of course

So, what'll he do?

I guess I’ll have him go after the cyclops

with

uh

whatever attack it can do

Are you gonna describe it or what?

sure

Claw attacks, bite, fire breath?

let’s try and breath fire onto it’s eye

can’t shoot a laser with dry eye

true fact

I read that on the site

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (2) = 2

shit

I think he rolls a saving throw

You just roll damage

oh

hell yeah

alright

Roll a d6

/r d6

@Rusp: d6 = (3) = 3

/r d20-3

He raises his massive hand to block the fire from reaching his eye.

shit

Your turn

You're in a sand crevice, with more sand pouring down on you.

I guess I’ll be attempting to get out of here

Roll me a....climb check?

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (17) = 17

hey

You scramble all the way up the crevice.

You brush off your shoulders and say "Heh, is that the best you got?"

oh no

Your move still

Oh

Did that not take things

What?

did that not take an action

That was your move action, you still have a standard one left

uh

I don’t think I have any ranged attack

You don't really have anything, you didn't decide on your inventory

oh

yeah

What do you want, right now?

if my eidolon was going to be the tank, I guess it makes sense that I’d be ranged

so I’d probably have a knife and a bow or something

so I guess I’ll shoot at it?

You want a crossbow?

Sure

Alright, that's a +2 to hit

alright

/r d20+2

@Rusp: d20+2 = (6)+2 = 8

fuck

wait

no

You fire at the cyclops, your arrow landing in his foot. It does not seem fazed.

well darn

The cyclops fully emerges from the dune. It has a pure white body, and what appear to be red and yellow tattoos running down its length.

how can this albino fucker survive in the desert