the-dump

Peddler: "Ah I have just what ya-"

He comes out holding a rolled carpet in his hands.

Peddler: "...Come again."

Alright

I’m getting

As far away

From these fucks

as possible

You wanna watch the show?

show?

donkey show?

What's about to happen

not really

The whole shebang

James: "Hey, look Simon. I know we got off on a bad start but-"

no

I walked away

stop

He says that as you walk away.

oh good

Where are you heading?

good question

main goal is to get away from them

/r d20

@Gent: d20 = (19) = 19

that’s uh

That's nothing

that’s a cool roll

carry on

don’t neurolink me

That's a saving throw

huh

Oh

Nothing you need to worry about

FOR MY DRAGON

CUNT

No, you would roll that

hmm

That's for the action behind you

Why are you rolling for that

Where are you heading, now?

I really don’t know

Back to the guild, or further down?

Back to the guild I guess

Or to the left or right, all 4 cardinal directions are at your disposal

But I want to stay away from those fucks

Is there perhaps a way back that goes around

Well, not really for the guild hall

Looks like the guildhall is not an option

alright

/r d20

@Gent: d20 = (16) = 16

You hear a whinny in the distance.

/r d20

@Gent: d20 = (18) = 18

Oh my god, Slap Chop is riding the donkey.

I’m getting the fuck out of here

Take me to the left or something

Okay, you see a large lake to the left of the guild. It appears to have been built in a sort of oasis.

/r d20

@Gent: d20 = (4) = 4

You hear an explosion far off.

Just gonna keep walking?

Yep

Alright, you walk on along the lakeside when you meet....

/r 6d20

@Gent: 6d20 = (20+3+4+20+5+11) = 63

A

what

what is this

is this a dragon

it's

uh

I have no idea what this could be

it doesn’t make any sense

A long serpent bursts forth from the water.

"And to where are thy headed, young adventurer?"

what

Are talking snakes a thing in this world

You see a draconic serpent float out of the water and through the air. It has a long mustache running down its lips.