the-dump

Thank god

"Suckkkerrrrrr!!!"

To be fair

You're walkiing into the market place.

He did say I’d get a fair cut of the treasure

Alright

You see the nearest stand has an old dwarven man rummaging around behind a stand.

Guess I’ll go check it out

Peddler: "Ah, nnh, yes....eheh..."

He's throwing around various trinkets in his stand.

“Hello there sir”

Peddler: "Ahhh, hello sonny!"

"What can I do fer ya today?"

You see an a flash of light in the distance. An aurora borealis now hangs over your heads.

You know what

Peddler: "Eh, good lord! What's going on over there?"

“Nothing good, nothing good..”

Cmon

What

"What's that in the sky?!?"

Do I know what it is

It's an aurora borealis

Alright

I’ll inform the man of this

"A-Aurora borealis?!"

"At this time of year? In this part of the country? Localized entirely over this market?!"

“Must be some sort of spell”

"Naturally."

Peddler: "What be it today?"

“What have ya got?”

"I've got all kinds of things, yes yes!"

"I've got...scrollls..."

"I've got......some fancy jewelry"

"I've got.............."

uh

Peddler: "Well, ask for it and I guarantee I can find it for ye!"

I have no idea what I need

Or would want

You remember what this guy does right?

Nope

I’m leaving

Peddler: "Ah I have just what ya-"

He comes out holding a rolled carpet in his hands.

Peddler: "...Come again."

Alright

I’m getting

As far away

From these fucks

as possible

You wanna watch the show?

show?

donkey show?

What's about to happen

not really

The whole shebang

James: "Hey, look Simon. I know we got off on a bad start but-"

no

I walked away

stop

He says that as you walk away.

oh good

Where are you heading?

good question

main goal is to get away from them

/r d20

@Gent: d20 = (19) = 19

that’s uh

That's nothing

that’s a cool roll

carry on

don’t neurolink me

That's a saving throw

huh

Oh

Nothing you need to worry about

FOR MY DRAGON

CUNT

No, you would roll that

hmm

That's for the action behind you