the-dump

was so I could say that it looked like a dragon

You can do the point buy thing again

point buy?

Ok

the calculator boy

It can be a dragon if you want

Dragon or big bird

hmm

I just want to fly

but I also want a spider

Fuck

wait a second

can I have a dragon

with 8 legs

they don’t have to add any kind of functionality

just

For my imagination

I think eidolons tend to be demonic looking

So I guess

Perfect

oh fuck

I just thought of something really great

No you didn't

But go on

I should make this character a trap

That would sure be xD

it’s not just for the xD

So your name is now Max

You know what

Scratch this

I have too much integrity to rp a trap

that was your only way to tie him in

I’ve got it

what was old long fingers name

that’s my name

Ponce

He's an alchemist

Is that a class?

Yes

fuck

I already have a backstory for him

damnit

I’ll think of another way to do this later

So much for this being an easy fun little side campaign

fine fine

let’s go

I’m ready

probably

yeah

Uh, alright?

also I’d like to take the ability message

So, you find yourself in a guild hall with many people roaming about.

I’d like to search for traps

Is your eidolon summoned?

wait

of course

Okay, many people are giving you sidelong glances, clearly unnerved by the monstrosity at your side.

You're in a desert town right now.

Alright

good thing I’m cool enough to counteract this heat

So behind you is a notice board, and a few managers communing with members.

There's a tavern off to the right, and an exit into the outside to your left.

What

will

you

do

I

will

check

out

the

tavern

Alright, you walk in and see a bartender up front.

There appear to be an adventuring parties clinking their glasses together, before downing them.

The guild is quite packed today.

hmm

I guess I’ll walk over to the bartender

Bartender: "What can I get for ya?"

Bartender: "Hopefully nothin too strong if you're heading for them ruins."