the-dump

this theory seems pretty solid

up until you remember one crucial detail

During the senate of deadlantis, several ageless officials also discussed a method of child trafficking.

rob is not smart enough for this

or is that just a coverup??

Well, these sorts of ideas go through lots of peoples' heads. They just don't know it's the jews that they hate.

"Rich corporate leaders are the problem. SJW's are the problem. Greedy politicians are the problem."

Jews are what they really mean, every time.

Mhm

Oh, and there's bopen. Referring to jews funding terrorists.

Bopen killed a dwarven king, and the grand paladin, just like how american neo-cons assassinate democratically elected leaders in the third world

Of course

And there's the less subtle shit, like with the greedy mayor in the purge who taxes the shit out of his citizens.

He even literally talks with rats....jew rats....yeah, not so subtle

Wasn’t that more of Justin’s thing though

Shhh, you're not supposed to question the theory

But we do know that rob scripts his campaigns heavily

oops

And he discusses characters beforehand with his players, he just fakes his reactions on stream

I'm at least 30% joking right now

I don’t know if I can trust this source

I hear he’s a bit of an anti-semite

Who

You know

The guy who made this theory

hey uhh

pathfinder

Yeah, was gonna ask

I think those two shits are playing a vidya gayyyyym

hmm

God, these encounters are gonna be so hard to do without a map

wew

We may need to bring in some kind of outside tech

We're gonna have to deal with fucking sun tiles after this

gent

just don’t make them a thing

and we’ll be good

I already made mechanics for it, but even still

just give umbreon a chance to tame fefefeferisis

This was a lot more feasible with just 1 guy

Anyway, we're in the middle of an encounter. You guys are in a bit of trouble

not true

no trouble

Oh god

what’s the problem

I saw who's turn it is

it’s mine right

Derek's

who the fuck is Derek

sounds like a real chad

I’d say Derek is the second best name for a chad

Siegried: gray-haired elven paladin (leader) Erin: thin elven magus boy Derek: half-elf fighter, he restrained umbreon Niles: elf sniper, sleepy boy

magus

So you remember spellswords from urealms?

That's what a magus is, basically

spellswords

what campaign were they in

Uh, all of them?

is it a class

It was a elf subrace, they were there since the first campaign I think

I’m fucking with you

I’m sorry

Well

Okay

it was a harmless prank

with hardly any payoff

.

I’m sorry!

I had to do something while waiting for these fuckers

You wanna start another campaign with just you?

I mean

We don’t have to go that far

Well, it'd just mean that would be going on on the side

Oh

That actually

Sounds okay

You wanna make a proper character, or roll?

You know what

I think it’s about time for a proper character