the-dump

reroll

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (11) = 11

haha

wew

/r 100d20

@Rusp: 100d20 = (11+16+18+15+4+16+9+4+20+9+11+19+18+8+4+2+12+16+1+5+2+9+1+13+5+5+1+8+9+5+10+10+8+11+12+17+11+10+11+18+12+1+15+5+8+3+19+2+3+8+10+10+11+15+5+4+4+16+5+1+20+2+11+5+6+14+20+17+18+6+6+8+9+1+15+11+12+16+20+17+19+9+7+17+1+19+17+13+3+1+10+16+12+2+7+14+11+5+12+18) = 998

two below average

Fuck

roll to make stupid joke

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (10) = 10

fuck off

reroll

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (15) = 15

hmm

not worth it

D

xD*

don’t you ever fucking xD me

/r d1488

@Spooky Phijkchu: d1488 = (585) = 585

/r d1337

@Spooky Phijkchu: d1337 = (315) = 315

/r d1488

@Rusp: d1488 = (1332) = 1332

/r d1337

@Rusp: d1337 = (28) = 28

daily luck roll

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (4) = 4

haha

nice

You know what’s funny

The fact that it’s hotter in my town right now than it is in the Dominican Republic

now that’s comedy

roll for rusp's anger

/r d20

@taxes: d20 = (16) = 16

I’m not actually home

my friend told me it was like 110

roll to trap rusp there

/r d20

@taxes: d20 = (18) = 18

almot

roll to never be trapped

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (2) = 2

shit

my double implication roll failed

roll to make rusp a citizen of there

/r d20

@taxes: d20 = (13) = 13

rollfor rusp to get mugged

/r d20

@taxes: d20 = (5) = 5

My dad and brother almost got mugged

I should make a story time video

And self insert myself

why do i only talk in this channel

oh I know

It’s because it’s superior to the other channels

you can’t roll dice in the other ones

oh right

I was forced to get a massage today

It was a full body

Boy

That was terrible

Was it from a guy?

it was not

I’d like to go into full detail about it but it’s not necessarily child friendly

Wouldn’t want to taint umbreon

Did it forcibly breed with you?

Not today

I hear it’s pretty common for them to have the aids

They haven’t attempted to steal my genes yet

The thing about the massage that was bad was that uh

Yes?

Well