the-dump

I can

rolling to take a bullet

/r d20

@Deleted User: d20 = (16) = 16

train

to somewhere

/r d20

@Deleted User: d20 = (15) = 15

/r d20 = 20

@Deleted User: d20 = 20 = (17, 0 successes) = 0

i was really feeling the 20

i'm sad now

I may

Roll to take a shallot

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (1) = 1

Oof

No shallot

roll to know what a shallot is

/r d20

@Deleted User: d20 = (2) = 2

oof

accurate

Its like an onion if it were a tube

hmmm

This is the worst

roll to see if ogres are like shallots

/r d20

@Deleted User: d20 = (13) = 13

maybe

I’ve seen 10 old men in speedos

This is awful

I’ll make sure to get a picture of the next one

is that allowed

Uh

Hey

better blurr out that old man face

we here in communist latino land care about the privacy of our old men

Oh fuck

The guy turned and looked at me right as I was about to

man

what is with all this

socializing

It’s not my choice

just do that thing ostriches do to get out of danger, bury your head in the sand

if you can't see them

they can't see you

true

So

I’m wearing a band that’s supposed to show that I’m a minor

But they still keep trying to hand me alcoholic shit

it's probably a meme

if i saw a minor

and i had alcohol

i would joke about giving the minor alcohol

No

It’s not a meme

all of life is a meme tbh

They look confused when I don’t accept it

really good actors

than I do the equivalent of flipping them off by flashing my band

what if you're actually in new zealand

and you're being tricked by the government

into thinking that place you're in exists

like australia

australia isn't real

Nonono

Australia is real

Africa isnt

don't be silly rusp

Africa is a scam made by the government to make us pay charity money

africa is obviously real

i live in africa

shit did i just reveal the europeans are scamming the rest of the world

Fucj

Good spell

/r 6d20

@Rusp: 6d20 = (3+5+18+20+8+15) = 69

69

nice