the-dump

@taxes: d20 = (7) = 7

fuck

fire assist

assist

/r d20

@Deleted User: d20 = (8) = 8

fuck

It’s hotter than 60 here

FUCK

rusp

this is not an ideal situation

we're trying

roll to start a phijkchu rescue mission that will cost over 1000 USD

/r d20

@taxes: d20 = (19) = 19

nice

see you in a month rusp

veto to veto

oof

Someone put a fucking parrot on my head and then told me to pay them $20

LOL

roll to see how many days rusp will be stuck there

I may have walked away

/r d365

@taxes: d365 = (176) = 176

i see

This is like some kind of rich boy resort though

wait how did they put a parrot on your head, aren't you a giant and they're all obviously small latino people

Everything is free

The guy told me to bend down and I thought he wanted me to like get to the parrots level

Than he just put it on my head

fucking kek

I can call room service at any time and it’s all free

I am living like a rich boy

you're mistaken rusp

Too bad internet is not common here

you're actually living in a communist society

Oh fuck

This is terrifying

I’m surrounded

So

How are you guys doing

what, are you like afraid of the sea or something Kappa

No man

I was just in there

These fucking guys

Theyre just walking around putting hatd on peoples heads asking for money

gIVE US YOUR MONEY RIGHT NOW

Shit

Hats

so why are they asking for money if communism

🤔 Kappa

who knows my dude

thonking

CAPITALISTS

IN DISGUISE

!!!!

I had actual sushi for the first time in my life

that was crazy

what

what do you mean for the first time

fish boi

how old did you say you are

what

I’m not a weeb

I don’t eat sushi

i'm not a weeb either

I live in fucking ohio

Where am I going to find sushi

catfish sushi Kappa

Fuck yeah

Noodling for the sushi

Wait no

I’ve had sushi before this

But this is the first time I’ve had “good” sushi

Like authentic

hmm

Not

Grocery store

flipping a coin to flip a coin