Message in #the-dump · Kappa⁴ Archive

Gent Jun 30, 2018 4:39 AM the-dump

How else do they stop you guys from 9/11'ing the country?

Rusp Jun 30, 2018 4:40 AM the-dump

hmm

Rusp Jun 30, 2018 4:40 AM the-dump

good point

Rusp Jun 30, 2018 4:40 AM the-dump

I just saw a black woman yell at someone in a wheelchair calling them “wheels”

Rusp Jun 30, 2018 4:40 AM the-dump

Good TSA agent

Rusp Jun 30, 2018 4:41 AM the-dump

Oh fuck

Rusp Jun 30, 2018 4:41 AM the-dump

Am I about to get a pat down

Rusp Jun 30, 2018 4:41 AM the-dump

I forgot about this shit

Gent Jun 30, 2018 4:41 AM the-dump

Tell us how much time they spend on the junk

Dan K. Meme Jun 30, 2018 4:41 AM the-dump

describe it in great detail

Rusp Jun 30, 2018 4:41 AM the-dump

as long as it takes for them to find it

Rusp Jun 30, 2018 4:41 AM the-dump

xD

Rusp Jun 30, 2018 4:42 AM the-dump

oh

Rusp Jun 30, 2018 4:42 AM the-dump

wheels is getting a pat down

Rusp Jun 30, 2018 4:44 AM the-dump

just got sniffed by a drug dog

Rusp Jun 30, 2018 4:44 AM the-dump

looks like the dogs still can’t detect my strain

Rusp Jun 30, 2018 4:45 AM the-dump

the amount of screaming children right now

Rusp Jun 30, 2018 4:45 AM the-dump

help me

Gent Jun 30, 2018 4:46 AM the-dump

Shout "allah ackbar", that would give many lols and xds

Rusp Jun 30, 2018 4:47 AM the-dump

gamers are already oppressed enough, I shouldn’t give them another reason to oppress us anymore

Gent Jun 30, 2018 4:47 AM the-dump

What

Rusp Jun 30, 2018 4:48 AM the-dump

nothing

Rusp Jun 30, 2018 4:48 AM the-dump

don’t worry about it

Rusp Jun 30, 2018 4:51 AM the-dump

thank god my kink is men in a position of authority with blue gloves

Gent Jun 30, 2018 4:52 AM the-dump

I'm gonna start giving these elves blue gloves

Rusp Jun 30, 2018 4:52 AM the-dump

oh baby

Rusp Jun 30, 2018 4:52 AM the-dump

don’t type for a bit, I’m about to put my phone through a scanner

Rusp Jun 30, 2018 4:52 AM the-dump

don’t want them to detect the cancer

Dan K. Meme Jun 30, 2018 4:53 AM the-dump

o o f

Gent Jun 30, 2018 4:53 AM the-dump

IT'S A BOMB

Dan K. Meme Jun 30, 2018 4:53 AM the-dump

BOMB

Gent Jun 30, 2018 4:54 AM the-dump

C4 successfully activated

Gent Jun 30, 2018 4:54 AM the-dump

Detonation in 3

Gent Jun 30, 2018 4:54 AM the-dump

2

Gent Jun 30, 2018 4:54 AM the-dump

1

Gent Jun 30, 2018 4:55 AM the-dump

He's gone

Rusp Jun 30, 2018 4:55 AM the-dump

I’m back

Rusp Jun 30, 2018 4:55 AM the-dump

all is well

Gent Jun 30, 2018 4:55 AM the-dump

Hello security guard

Rusp Jun 30, 2018 4:55 AM the-dump

Didn’t get a pat down

Dan K. Meme Jun 30, 2018 4:55 AM the-dump

poor you

Rusp Jun 30, 2018 4:56 AM the-dump

Do you guys like DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS?

Gent Jun 30, 2018 4:56 AM the-dump

no

Rusp Jun 30, 2018 4:56 AM the-dump

Alright friend.

Rusp Jun 30, 2018 4:57 AM the-dump

God damn I am the worlds greatest actor

Rusp Jun 30, 2018 4:58 AM the-dump

time to get some airport food

Gent Jun 30, 2018 4:58 AM the-dump

Yeah, they didn't even suspect you of carrying a bomb

Rusp Jun 30, 2018 4:58 AM the-dump

this new technology is crazy

Rusp Jun 30, 2018 4:58 AM the-dump

all I have to do is shove it up my ass they don’t suspect a thing

Gent Jun 30, 2018 4:58 AM the-dump

Lining your asshole with lead was a great plan

Rusp Jun 30, 2018 4:59 AM the-dump

ikr

Rusp Jun 30, 2018 4:59 AM the-dump

the lead poisoning was worth it

Gent Jun 30, 2018 5:01 AM the-dump

What sort of campaign are you guys looking for anyway

Dan K. Meme Jun 30, 2018 5:02 AM the-dump

definitely not ones that require stealth

Dan K. Meme Jun 30, 2018 5:02 AM the-dump

NotLikeThis

Gent Jun 30, 2018 5:02 AM the-dump

Was waiting around a pain?

Dan K. Meme Jun 30, 2018 5:02 AM the-dump

yeah

Gent Jun 30, 2018 5:02 AM the-dump

You do have stealth as a class skill

Gent Jun 30, 2018 5:02 AM the-dump

You could've jumped in earlier

Dan K. Meme Jun 30, 2018 5:02 AM the-dump

although i feel like it will get faster if we're more experienced

Gent Jun 30, 2018 5:03 AM the-dump

I guess there needs to be more shit going on

Rusp Jun 30, 2018 5:04 AM the-dump

Hmm

Gent Jun 30, 2018 5:04 AM the-dump

Every encounter has had a pretty streamlined focus

Rusp Jun 30, 2018 5:05 AM the-dump

I’ve been enjoying the stealth Kappa

Rusp Jun 30, 2018 5:06 AM the-dump

not actually though because my rolls are comically bad

Rusp Jun 30, 2018 5:06 AM the-dump

hahahah

Rusp Jun 30, 2018 5:06 AM the-dump

feelsbadman

Dan K. Meme Jun 30, 2018 5:06 AM the-dump

especially when you couldn't think of anything to get the warp blade and broke the glass NotLikeThis

Rusp Jun 30, 2018 5:06 AM the-dump

woah woah woah

Rusp Jun 30, 2018 5:06 AM the-dump

that’s not exactly what happened

Gent Jun 30, 2018 5:06 AM the-dump

What makes a game enjoyable anyway

Rusp Jun 30, 2018 5:06 AM the-dump

Who knows

Gent Jun 30, 2018 5:06 AM the-dump

Is typing out /r d20 enjoyable

Rusp Jun 30, 2018 5:06 AM the-dump

epic moments

Gent Jun 30, 2018 5:07 AM the-dump

/r 6d20

Sidekick BOT Jun 30, 2018 5:07 AM the-dump

@Gent: 6d20 = (20+4+12+13+6+19) = 74

Rusp Jun 30, 2018 5:07 AM the-dump

that was epic

Rusp Jun 30, 2018 5:08 AM the-dump

/r 6d20

Sidekick BOT Jun 30, 2018 5:08 AM the-dump

@Rusp: 6d20 = (9+15+20+12+20+2) = 78

Gent Jun 30, 2018 5:08 AM the-dump

weee

Dan K. Meme Jun 30, 2018 5:08 AM the-dump

i can't take you seriously when you say epic