Message in #the-dump · Kappa⁴ Archive

Rusp Jun 30, 2018 3:56 AM the-dump

I already know what they all do

Rusp Jun 30, 2018 3:56 AM the-dump

they heal

Rusp Jun 30, 2018 3:56 AM the-dump

that’s it

Rusp Jun 30, 2018 3:56 AM the-dump

100%

Gent Jun 30, 2018 3:56 AM the-dump

Only 2 of them are paladins

Rusp Jun 30, 2018 3:56 AM the-dump

what the fuck

Dan K. Meme Jun 30, 2018 3:56 AM the-dump

im ready for daddy sieg to murder us

Gent Jun 30, 2018 3:56 AM the-dump

Actually, one is an archetype

Gent Jun 30, 2018 3:56 AM the-dump

"Holy Gun" is what it's called

Rusp Jun 30, 2018 3:57 AM the-dump

I was fighting niles, THE, holy gun?!

Gent Jun 30, 2018 3:57 AM the-dump

Elves aren't good at being clerics or paladins really

Rusp Jun 30, 2018 3:57 AM the-dump

should’ve been dwarves

Rusp Jun 30, 2018 3:58 AM the-dump

fucking idiots

Gent Jun 30, 2018 3:58 AM the-dump

Nah, dwarves are garbage paladins too

Rusp Jun 30, 2018 3:58 AM the-dump

should’ve been humans

Rusp Jun 30, 2018 3:58 AM the-dump

fucking idiots

Gent Jun 30, 2018 3:59 AM the-dump

Well, I guess not "garbage", but their race gives them a penalty to charisma

Rusp Jun 30, 2018 3:59 AM the-dump

elves aren’t charismatic?

Rusp Jun 30, 2018 3:59 AM the-dump

That’s wild

Gent Jun 30, 2018 3:59 AM the-dump

No, dwarves aren't

Rusp Jun 30, 2018 3:59 AM the-dump

wait

Rusp Jun 30, 2018 3:59 AM the-dump

uhh

Rusp Jun 30, 2018 3:59 AM the-dump

ok

Rusp Jun 30, 2018 3:59 AM the-dump

makes sense

Rusp Jun 30, 2018 3:59 AM the-dump

sorry my comprehension skills are non existent right now

Gent Jun 30, 2018 4:00 AM the-dump

Elves have a constitution penalty, and the bonuses they get to dex and int are almost never useful for paladin

Rusp Jun 30, 2018 4:00 AM the-dump

therefore best paladin is goblin

Gent Jun 30, 2018 4:00 AM the-dump

Niles should be doing crazier stuff too I think

Rusp Jun 30, 2018 4:00 AM the-dump

mr holy gun couldn’t handle the tongue

Rusp Jun 30, 2018 4:01 AM the-dump

holy gun is to paladin what shadow dancer is to rogue

Rusp Jun 30, 2018 4:01 AM the-dump

right

Gent Jun 30, 2018 4:02 AM the-dump

No

Rusp Jun 30, 2018 4:02 AM the-dump

fuck

Gent Jun 30, 2018 4:02 AM the-dump

Holy gun is an archetype

Gent Jun 30, 2018 4:02 AM the-dump

It's kind of like a cross between paladin and gunslinger

Rusp Jun 30, 2018 4:02 AM the-dump

huh

Rusp Jun 30, 2018 4:02 AM the-dump

can I be a cross between rogue and barbarian

Gent Jun 30, 2018 4:03 AM the-dump

Classes have what's known as "archetypes", which are basically different takes on a class

Gent Jun 30, 2018 4:03 AM the-dump

It helps with making more niche builds

Rusp Jun 30, 2018 4:03 AM the-dump

is gunslinger a class?

Gent Jun 30, 2018 4:03 AM the-dump

Yep

Rusp Jun 30, 2018 4:03 AM the-dump

Fuck

Rusp Jun 30, 2018 4:03 AM the-dump

That sounds way more fun than rogue

Gent Jun 30, 2018 4:03 AM the-dump

Like if you want a character that fights with his fists, there's a fighter archetype called "brawler"

Rusp Jun 30, 2018 4:03 AM the-dump

dude

Rusp Jun 30, 2018 4:04 AM the-dump

man

Rusp Jun 30, 2018 4:04 AM the-dump

I got fucked

Rusp Jun 30, 2018 4:04 AM the-dump

these all sound way more fun

Gent Jun 30, 2018 4:04 AM the-dump

It's because we started this out by just fucking around with the dice command

Rusp Jun 30, 2018 4:04 AM the-dump

true

Rusp Jun 30, 2018 4:05 AM the-dump

this is upsetting

Rusp Jun 30, 2018 4:05 AM the-dump

I could’ve been a brawler

Rusp Jun 30, 2018 4:05 AM the-dump

fuck

Gent Jun 30, 2018 4:06 AM the-dump

Brawler is best for entirely different campaigns, really

Rusp Jun 30, 2018 4:06 AM the-dump

maybe next time

Rusp Jun 30, 2018 4:06 AM the-dump

like non urealms campaigns

Gent Jun 30, 2018 4:07 AM the-dump

Like going into situations where you can't just run in with a battleaxe

Rusp Jun 30, 2018 4:07 AM the-dump

oh

Rusp Jun 30, 2018 4:07 AM the-dump

like a concealed carry

Gent Jun 30, 2018 4:07 AM the-dump

You'd be in more bars, in the down low

Rusp Jun 30, 2018 4:07 AM the-dump

but it’s your fists

Rusp Jun 30, 2018 4:08 AM the-dump

or that

Gent Jun 30, 2018 4:08 AM the-dump

It'd be situations where weapons would have to be well concealed so no one suspects you

Gent Jun 30, 2018 4:08 AM the-dump

Investigating things

Rusp Jun 30, 2018 4:08 AM the-dump

man, if we do another one of these things I should look into the classes

Gent Jun 30, 2018 4:08 AM the-dump

It'd take even more writing on my part too

Rusp Jun 30, 2018 4:09 AM the-dump

oof

Gent Jun 30, 2018 4:09 AM the-dump

I say "writing" but

Gent Jun 30, 2018 4:09 AM the-dump

idk

Rusp Jun 30, 2018 4:10 AM the-dump

hmm

Rusp Jun 30, 2018 4:12 AM the-dump

I should GM next campaign

Rusp Jun 30, 2018 4:12 AM the-dump

Kappa

Gent Jun 30, 2018 4:13 AM the-dump

You know, I was kind of hoping to get to be a player a few times, watching how other gms do their thing, before I actually tried doing this myself

Rusp Jun 30, 2018 4:13 AM the-dump

wait

Rusp Jun 30, 2018 4:13 AM the-dump

You’ve never been a player before?

Gent Jun 30, 2018 4:13 AM the-dump

Well, I have

Gent Jun 30, 2018 4:14 AM the-dump

For shitty fucking games

Rusp Jun 30, 2018 4:14 AM the-dump

Oof

Rusp Jun 30, 2018 4:15 AM the-dump

I would GM but is probably get too attached to the characters and would try not to kill them

Rusp Jun 30, 2018 4:15 AM the-dump

also

Rusp Jun 30, 2018 4:15 AM the-dump

Probably not capable of it