the-dump

/r d6

i rolled like 5 1's today

@Gent: d6 = (5) = 5

so about those dice

roll to stop all 1s

/r d20

@taxes: d20 = (8) = 8

are they rigged

i tried

roll to see if dice are rigged

/r d20

@taxes: d20 = (16) = 16

probably

You take 5 damage as your feet hit the ground. Your legs ache.

our team is rolling very poorly

wew

when I’m the best roller on the team you know there’s a problem

Erin clings onto the building as it seems his spell only works in brief periods.

He starts sliding the rest of the way down.

NO

i wanted to come up behind him

reee

maybe i can dive onto him from above

kappa

Look, I couldn't predict that umbreon would decide to jump

just jump down from the heavens and land on him

rusp ill just pogo onto him

hell yeah

like point my lance down

jump and impale him

it’s perfect

does he have a helm?

Erin?

with your weight on the spear it’s going to weigh like 5 pounds more

eys erin

yes*

I mean, you don't get to just one-shot them

i know

what if it’s a 20

but cool factor

and the confirming is a 20

and then you get mac damage

Shit

Yune is gonna get up from the ground. And try booking it.

/r d20

@Gent: d20 = (15) = 15

classic yune

He recovers well enough from the fall.

You should’ve named her yuri

The spotlight follows after her.

This is a no anime zone

true

Please, it's my only freedom

Max is already ruining it

I haven’t watched an anime (that I enjoyed) in like 4 months

Now, UMBREON

GET EM UMBREON

THROW THE BEAR TRAP AT HIM

HE WONT BE ABLE TO STOP

hmm

gent what is around me right now

THE LIGHT!

you know what

nevermind

If I were to throw spiders at siegfuck would the light go away

Oh, uh there's an alleyway I guess

One way goes back towards the main street and the temple, the other goes back between more buildings

not replying = instant yes

spider time

like gent, what is in the alleyway

Uh

Dark

Are there rats for him to tame?

Except when you're in it, then it's bright

There's dumpsters

Um

its fine gent you dont have to think of shit

hmm

ill just pull out my dagger and stab him in the shins i guess

Uh no, he's still sliding down