the-dump

@Dan K. Meme: d6+5 = (5)+5 = 10

nice

good shit

Your hit glances off his breastplate. He was unprepared for the shot, but you can see you'll need a better aim to do any significant damage against his heavy plate.

oh

average shit

ok shit

That's how I'm treating armor in this, just so you know

You didn't beat his AC, but armor will only provide reduced damage in these instances because you rolled well.

And it's now his turn

is sigfuck the half elf

or was that someone else

Derek grabs onto the walls of the house with his glowing gauntlets. He heaves himself up, leaping onto an upper ledge towards Yune.

oh

i guess i should uh

start doing stuff soon huh

Yeah

Niles's turn

/r d20+10 perception

@Gent: Avada kedavra!

ooo

Okay I'm dead

show's over

shit

/r d20+10 #perception

@Gent: d20+10 perception = (9)+10 = 19

niles is fucking dead guys

He takes a shot at the temple roof.

/r d20+8

@Gent: d20+8 = (11)+8 = 19

oh geez

A gunshot whizzs past your ear. He can see you.

what the fuck

I’m black

This is impossible

wait

nevermind

I understand now

Now Rusp, give me a fort save

oh fuck

@Rusp: d20 = (11) = 11

oh

I might’ve actually passed a roll

You open your mouth, causing your tongue to loll out...your foot long tongue?

what

this

turned into a drog

frog*

rip

am I French

I can’t see how this could possibly be useful

It slurp it back into your mouth. It feels elastic now. Your cheeks now bulge out.

This

cool

good potion

So you're fine now, take your turn

I'm gonna go piss

ok

I’d like to eat someone

So, your turn

right

uh

is the guy who took the shot at me the one who is by the window

No, none are by the broken window

huh

I thought one ran over to look at it

He did, now he's running to where umbreon was

oh

alright

what the fuck do I do

Hmm

ok uh

I’d like to descend

Uh, really?

oh

I mean

I don’t have range

Right now, you're towards the front of the temple on some ledges

Well

I can stay on the temple and get shot at, run away, or jump down and do stuff