the-dump

@Dan K. Meme: d20+6 = (6)+6 = 12

rip

Your arrow sticks into the boards of his post

hot

/r d20+10

@Gent: d20+10 = (12)+10 = 22

Niles sees where you are and takes another shot

/r d20+7

@Gent: d20+7 = (11)+7 = 18

oh geez

I don't think that hits

huh

You're prone right now in partial cover I think

yeah no

And he's shooting up

oh

I'd like to bone the skeleton

roll for it

You hear a bullet bounce off the tiles in front of you. There's some commotion from the residents in the house.

/roll 1d20

@Bopit: 1d20 = (20) = 20

well shit

B O N E D

good job

Kill yourself

roll to see how convincing you are

Top of the round

FUCK

THAT WAS MY 20

get fucked rusp

God damnit

Roll to see if autist is a disease

/r d20+99

@Gent: d20+99 = (17)+99 = 116

it is possible

Top of the round, a sun acolyte opens the archway doors.

oh boy

god damnit

I guess gent wasn't very convincing

rusp

I’d like to drink the big ol green boy

all of it?

inb4 instant death

give me a perception for hearing rusp

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (11) = 11

Siegfired: "Get down!"

explosion is happening

The acolyte obliges

Oh

Sun Acolyte: "What's going on Siegfired? We heard a window shatter."

SIEGBOI

ROLL TO BONE SIEGBOI

Siegfried: "It's the escapee, I'm sure of it."

/roll 1d20

@Bopit: 1d20 = (19) = 19

roll to kick bopit

get the hell out of here

you keep taking my good rolls

/r d20+1000

@taxes: d20+1000 = (19)+1000 = 1019

nice

off

not enough

roll to resist

You fucking autist

Go away

/roll 1d20+9999999999999999999999999999999999999

@Bopit: Silencio!

OOF

woooo

Well done

resisted

silence bitch

sidekek casted silence on you

sorry

silencio means resisted in french

no it doesnt

*orcish

ok