the-dump

/r d1337

@Spooky Phijkchu: d1337 = (365) = 365

that one has ruined me

/r d6

@Gent: d6 = (3) = 3

I’ve fucked everything again

You take 3 damage

/r d1337

@Deleted User: d1337 = (1044) = 1044

God

welp operation over lets go home everyone

I had to roll like 20 times

/r 6d20

@Deleted User: 6d20 = (6+15+2+11+7+10) = 51

the fact it took me that long to fail is amazing in itself

/r d20+3

@Gent: d20+3 = (20)+3 = 23

Oh

Good job squires

Great fucking job buddy

Squires swings his coat over his body to protect himself.

do I hear snakes right now

Now, give me a reflex check.

I think I hear snakes

oh boy

time to fall off a ledge

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (11) = 11

no

ha ha 🔫

Fuck you game

Yune: "Umbreon, now's about the time where we shoot the guards!"

I wanted to fall

You keep your balance on the ledge.

So, unless Max is still good to continue, I think now is a good stopping point.

Max is actually dead right now

I don't want to deal with a bitchy Rusp again, for that matter.

so

uhh

thanks

/r d20

@Deleted User: d20 = (7) = 7

this was my plan all along

I just wanted everyone to die

That was plan c

I'm already seeing some sassy "kill me, lol XD" comments

double agent

well

just run in there and roll like 15 20's

steal it

and we're good

Rusp, I know you're a defeatist and all, but this wasn't a complete failure

I’d say that last time I deserved to be bitchy with my rolls

/r 15d20 # roll to roll 15 20s

@Deleted User: 15d20 roll to roll 15 20s = (14+17+20+9+18+7+13+18+11+16+1+18+18+16+15) = 211

you rolled a 1

In what possible way have we succeeded at all

You got some of your mission done

you are beheaded

I mean, you always have a 5% chance for a 1

I don’t follow

Success: Squires is on the other side. You got on the roof undetected until now (the guards haven't seen you still, but they know someone's there).

ok

And Yune didn't have to waste a musket shot

but

Now both Umbreon and Yune have a shot at the guards.

that’s correct

but I feel like we won’t be able to take them

Max might be helpful for any upcoming fight.

/r d20 # rolling a 13

@Deleted User: d20 rolling a 13 = (11) = 11

alright

imma kms

an me, the squishiest person on the team, is going into a battle damaged

You don't have to take them right now

I mean

We dont

But if we don’t do anything now

They’ll just be on high guard tomorrow