the-dump

how thick is a warpblade

Right now, the glass is still jammed against the frame.

I

You need to hold the handle to even use the teleportation

It has magic shit stored in the handle

I see literally no way out of this besides braking the glass

breaking

fuck

You see Squires sigh on the other side of the glass.

He holds out the fire paper.

nice

Along the glass, his fingers trace the words "Dont fuck this up"

Give me an intelligence check

oh

I fucked it up

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (13) = 13

You have no idea what he's saying.

In fact, you didn't realize until now that Yune can't hear anything you're saying.

You needed Squires to relay messages back to her.

that’s good

Squires activates the fire paper.

Now give me a dex check

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (1) = 1

I knew it

Oh my god

awesome

Can I use my luck thing on this

Is that a thing

Um

Yeah, the window shatters in a storm of flaming glass.

welp

Both patrol guards are alerted.

I had to roll too many times for that not to happen

Oh, you both need to make a fort save.

Let’s hope I fail baby

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (2) = 2

NICE

welcome back shit luck

top tier rolling rusp

I missed you

my brain has shut down

/r d1488

@Spooky Phijkchu: d1488 = (750) = 750

/r d1337

@Spooky Phijkchu: d1337 = (365) = 365

that one has ruined me

/r d6

@Gent: d6 = (3) = 3

I’ve fucked everything again

You take 3 damage

/r d1337

@Deleted User: d1337 = (1044) = 1044

God

welp operation over lets go home everyone

I had to roll like 20 times

/r 6d20

@Deleted User: 6d20 = (6+15+2+11+7+10) = 51

the fact it took me that long to fail is amazing in itself

/r d20+3

@Gent: d20+3 = (20)+3 = 23

Oh

Good job squires

Great fucking job buddy

Squires swings his coat over his body to protect himself.

do I hear snakes right now

Now, give me a reflex check.

I think I hear snakes

oh boy

time to fall off a ledge

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (11) = 11

no

ha ha 🔫

Fuck you game

Yune: "Umbreon, now's about the time where we shoot the guards!"

I wanted to fall