the-dump

no

no

he wanted me to sneak him in

so I was just going to take him where he asked me to

Well, alright

Squires: "So, I think we can go through the courtyard right now. If you know a way on the roof that'd be great. Maybe we can try to get through a window or something."

choices

wonderful

my forte

can I see a way onto the roof

Well

Not really a "way"

It's not meant to be climbed to

But I’m assuming I could climb it

/r d20

@Deleted User: d20 = (5) = 5

The wall is mostly a sheer stone surface

oof

hmm

There are a few tall trees in the courtyard you could climb, but none that reach over into the roof.

I see

Before I do anything I’d like to search for traps

Fuck you

t r a p s

Roll

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (14) = 14

Life is a trap.

Hmm

I was thinking actual traps this time

Now what are you doing, we've burned half our time and you haven't made a single action yet

Right

Let’s go try for a window

WHERE ARE YOU GOING

Okay

Uh

fhnjrkegerhn

Through the courtyard?

Give me a stealth check

+12

@Rusp: d20+12 = (20)+12 = 32

Here we are

rusp

youve done it

absolute stealth legend

have I gone into blackout mode again

You walk up into the courtyard no problem. You think you've got the patrol cycle down pat.

wonderful 20

he knows

You're right next to the monument now.

I D L I K E T O P U L L T H E S W O R D

Give me a strength check.

okay!

come on 1

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (16) = 16

good shit my dudes

high rollers today

You heave with all your might, but to no avail. It appears the sword is stuck in there good.

should’ve drank the potion

Shit

Squires: "Wait wait wait, I wanna pull it too!"

plan c is a fail

oh god

/r d20-2

@Gent: d20-2 = (3)-2 = 1

Fucking hell

squires you shit

He can't reach it on his own

nice

Squires: "Hey...will ya help me out here?"

he wants me

to hold him up

so he can pull a sword

should've made the sword drink the feather weight potion

with no leverage

Squires: "Forget it."

alright

any open windows that I can see