the-dump

oh ho ho ho

ohhhhhhhhhhhhh

The guards attack pika.

/r d20+10000

@Gent: d20+10000 = (18)+10000 = 10018

oof

roll to dodge

/r d1000

@Phijkchu_Pikachu: d1000 = (389) = 389

distraction go go go

roll to teleport pika out

/r d20

@taxes: d20 = (9) = 9

You fail, they crush your skull. The leader pisses in the remains.

rip

roll to import my character from phijkchu realms sidequest

/r d20

@Phijkchu_Pikachu: d20 = (17) = 17

roll to import his character but as a .pdf

/r d20

@taxes: d20 = (1) = 1

OOF

i can't belief you made a whore pika

PNG BABY

you shit

whats the opposite of a pdf

Don't we only have an hour to finish this?

actually

it wouldnt import it

45 mins really

id like to get some sleep

I will stop interrupting you so I can sleep. carry on

Fucking get to it guys

i dont think we're getting anywhere with this plan

so

Umbreon, where are you?

His character

are we doing this thing now?

ok

um

probably on one of the rooftops infront of the temple then

Alright, do you want to be next to or across from Yune?

across

Okay, the two of you have to duck down in case the elf with binoculars spots you.

Squires: "Hey, Rusp my boy. Think you can sneak me in like last time?"

no

fuck

Oh god

also

rusp

I nod

drink the featherweight potion maybe

wait

yeah

how long does it last

1 hour

mmm

maybe wait until you start sneakin

So, are you on the move now?

Sure

Where ever he wants to go

You know, you can try taking the lead.

well

no

no

no

he wanted me to sneak him in

so I was just going to take him where he asked me to

Well, alright

Squires: "So, I think we can go through the courtyard right now. If you know a way on the roof that'd be great. Maybe we can try to get through a window or something."

choices

wonderful

my forte

can I see a way onto the roof

Well

Not really a "way"