the-dump

or have I been protected

from something horrible

/r d20 # roll to kick rusp in the balls

@taxes: d20 roll to kick rusp in the balls = (19) = 19

oh

we should do that from now on

nah

that’s more work

roll to confirm

/r ova

@taxes: Colloportus!

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (5) = 5

/r OVA 5

@taxes: Way above my paygrade.

it’s confirmed

Well, I'll be doing it

/r ova (4)

@taxes: ova (4) = (6+6+4+1) = 12

what the hell

huh

what is this

how does this work

/r ova (4)

@taxes: ova (4) = (6+5+5+1) = 10

/r ova (69$

@Rusp: Engorgio!

shit

/r ova (69)

@Rusp: ova (69) = (6+6+6+6+6+6+6+6+6+6+6+6+6+6+6+6+6+6+6+6+6+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+5+4+4+4+4+4+4+4+4+4+4+3+3+3+3+3+3+3+3+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1) = 126

of course

oh

ova is a d6

so its rolling multiple D6s

oh this is cool

/r $persuasion

@taxes: Engorgio!

wait

/r $persuasion = 10

@taxes: $persuasion 10 = 10 = 10

sperguasion

/r $persuasion + d20

@taxes: $persuasion + d20 = 10+(14) = 24

woah

rolled nug to jump

What the fuck

what did I type

/r $persuasion = -

@taxes: Crucio!

rolling to jump

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (3) = 3

damn

/r $persuasion

@taxes: $persuasion = 10 = 10

/r $persuasion =

@taxes: $persuasion was removed!

there

/r $

@taxes, you have no rolls memorized on this server.

rolling to swim with a toaster

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (11) = 11

looks like I’m swimming with a loli

what a tragic fate

roll to die

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (17) = 17

fuck

roll to

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (8) = 8

mmm

yes

RUSP

RUSP

/r deal 11

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OH SHIT

oh my fuck