the-dump

You were given 80 gold

And a ring

true

im not asking for the gun

i was just sayin

i did a lot

That's the team's only magic item, and it's pretty good

Listen max

Your emotional damage is no where close to our actual physical damage we got

By getting disguised, you also left the team without an extra fighter for the snakes encounter

You actually skipped a fight

We all walked away from the snakes with less that two hp

So

okay and

We all almost died

if i hadnt disguised

we would of had to fight elve

I’m just saying your job may have been a bit more cushy

I mean, yeah good work Kappa

I feel like I missed something

he said we're fighting elves at the temple

no

We’re stealthing elves

at the temple

hell yeah

You just want to get the sun key, however you choose to do it

can I forge it

am I a master locksmith

Give me a roll

Come on baby

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (3) = 3

fuck

cani forge it

can vag forge it

You pour orange juice in a cast

/r d20

@taxes: d20 = (20) = 20

oh

hey cool

wait

can this be a replica

Can you make vag some armor

You freeze the orange juice, now possessing a frozen tang key

and we raplce it in her sleep

This key will last approximately 10 minutes

what

i got a 20

Fuck you

I wonder if ol’ longfinger will have an invisibility potion

I never said you could roll for it

can I roll for it

I gave you your chance

this isnt fair

wasted 20

thanks rob

can vag the alleged Druid roll for it

dude

Vag can be like a goddess

Hell yeah

The plot writes itself

Rusp, you can get throwing knives if you want

Or darts

too dangerous

if you're a weeb

Your dex is insane, that's your best way of using it right now

but I’m not a weeb!

it goes against my nature

Your melee attacks don't use your dex unless you get the weapon finesse feat

"we need all the power we can get"

hey

Wait

"i wont use that weapon because weebs xd"

I have a great idea

Listen to this

Can I switch out a feat Kappa

/r 6d20

@Rusp: 6d20 = (18+8+3+8+18+10) = 65

is umbreon still looking for his shit?

no im done