the-dump

so no

I leveled up my guy

Your turn

huh

Max, level up

we get levels?

nice

how

We are very experienced

Pick one of those things

Hey max

if you roll above a 4 on the health roll I just want you to know that I hate you

The Monkeyfish King blessed all of you, you're now stronger because plot

and that I will end my life

roll for health

/r d8

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his udders have empowered us

Apparently there's a spell called monkeyfish

Wait, actually?

Can vag the Druid get that?

It is a druid spell

Oh shit

I knew it

Maybe vag is just a girl who’s into being a pet

Let's say that the king's water is enchanted. If you drink a flask of it, you can give yourself the effects of the spell

lewd

and gay

hella

hey can I drink a bit of that

I’m really thirsty’

It only lasts a minute anyhow

Damnit

Man

Max is taking way more time than me to look at this

is this good? you think

that's like the best one

@Deleted User: d20 = (1) = 1

oof

hmm

don't mind me

i lie

Seems fine

You still have reduced rage turns from being molested though

what

the monkeyfish king

didnt heal that

i think heshould of

with his magic

That's mental trauma

plus that fire thing

made me pretty confident

So you became an arsonist, and you think that makes you mentally sound?

maybe its a way to get my mental trauma off of my mind

burning things

oof

okay fine ill change it then

I mean, it seems pretty good otherwise

what does the disease thing even do?

like

in combat

You cover your weapon in shit, and the next attack you make gives your target a disease

does that disease immediately take effect

Yeah

what exactly does it do though?

hmm

yeah I just thought about that

oh wait

i can do it after rolls

Oh, it seems pretty good

hey if i roll a 19

and since ill atleast get a 1

does that make it a crit

It deals a d3 damage to dex and con

oh

yessir

So it lowers their ability scores