the-dump

It's permanent too

Or

We could do it the boring way and give you average health

no way

no pain no

Then roll me that dice

oh fuck

I’m scared

You also get another 3 health from your constitution modifier

AUGHHH

/r d8

@Rusp: d8 = (2) = 2

NO

GOD DAMNIT

We can't all be winners

why do I have the worst luck of all time

what the fuck

/r d8

@xBrox: d8 = (8) = 8

pff

HAHA

WEW

THANKS

Oh, if you join in that's your rolled health for level 2 now

nice

what the heck

rolling a 5

/r d8

@Deleted User: d8 = (1) = 1

HAH

you know what

I fee a little better

thank you

roll to hate myself

fire, change your name back to unlucky

/r d8

@Rusp: d8 = (4) = 4

oh baby

thank god I didn’t get that

that would’ve been too much health for a rogue

Max also has some level up shit to do

so do I pick one of these skill things

This is why some campaigns just start at level 3

Yep

roll for unlucky, below 10 is unlucky

/r d20

@Deleted User: d20 = (9) = 9

ok

/r 6d20

@Deleted User: 6d20 = (6+19+8+13+2+13) = 61

as much as low levels kind of suck at times, I kind of like starting at level 1

Oh, and rusp

Yes

Here's something you can shoot for later on

It seems fitting for your character

That's what's known as a prestige class

why would I want to be a dancer

that’s gay

fuck

I sound 12

wynaut

I thought blacks loved dancing

Maybe?

I’m not much into ebonics

hey

I'll even give you a racial bonus for the dance skill

can I take charmer

I really want to be a charming lad

with my 2 charisma

This is your chance to make a competent character

roll to have less charisma than rusp

/r 6d20

@Deleted User: 6d20 = (12+5+13+17+8+13) = 68

oh

so don’t take it

aand my wynaut joke goes unnoticed once again. one day it will be noticed

I noticed it

bad pun

Yeah, would not recommend