the-dump

fucking degenerate

*

roll for umbreon static

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@Kampfgruppe Kofewalt: d20 = (18) = 18

roll to see if the static i the sound of him jerking it

/r d20

@taxes: d20 = (18) = 18

probably

hmm

hmmm

yung

see, you have to be brave to reveal to the world how fucking retarded you are

so they're not wrong

i have to wake up at 7:30

fuck

rip

fuck it im staying here till you fucks leave

hopefully its not too late

you dont have to do that

rip

i need to sleep in 6 hours ago

I remember when bopit had to go to bed

i have to help little children at a church tommorow OwO

roll to bless xbrox

/r d20

@Phijkchu_Dialga: d20 = (9) = 9

VBS

roll to kurse xbrox

oh

not as good as last time

/r d20

@Deleted User: d20 = (5) = 5

huh

vacation bible school

close

its a thing where

and i go and work there because old ladies make a buunch of food for the "helperss"

sssssssssssss

your snake is showing, max

plus because i help out with the kids snacks

make sure you hide it in the church

i get infinite koolaid

damn

You want koolaid?

its offbrand

i honeslty dont know

there's a big pot

Oh and did you guys let's watch anything today

I pour some shit in it

and some icce cubes

and then stir it

oh god

huh

plus there's guides for like

little "craft" snacks they do

so each day

they have a set of different snacks

and they do something with them

last year i think we made crosses with uh

pretzel sticks and that white stuff

whats it called

white stuff

whip cream?

noo

it cant be

i dont remeber

anwyays

Cool whip

Cream Cheese?

not cream cheese

wtf

garlic sauce obviously

keeps the vampires out

i seem to