the-dump

what happens in phijkchu rp happens in real life

You join pathfinder unironically

nice

congrats

now i'm officially down

roll to see if my goose has down's syndrome

/r d20

@Deleted User: d20 = (5) = 5

hm

You are not a goose

surprising

wait what

roll to see if fire's goose is cooked

/r d20

@Phijkchu_Pikachu: d20 = (17) = 17

I ALREADY DID THAT

Roll to go to the pizza palace for next campaign /r d20

good try

joke thief

roll to resonate with the crystal

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (15) = 15

roll to become the crystal

/r d20

@Dan K. Meme: d20 = (12) = 12

roll to insert the talisman into the mammoths anus

/r d20

@Phijkchu_Pikachu: d20 = (12) = 12

roll to steal all of umbreon's youtube videos and post them as watch-alongs on my channel

/r d20

@Deleted User: d20 = (1) = 1

oooof

ooooof

you shall not

lmao that is a funny idea

roll for the same thing

/r d20

@Phijkchu_Pikachu: d20 = (2) = 2

oof

you shall not

dang of

You become his mind slave

nice

roll to protect umbreon's videos

/r d20

@Phijkchu_Dialga: d20 = (14) = 14

thanks for the protect dialga

roll to attack umbreon's videos

/r d20

@Deleted User: d20 = (14) = 14

equal

evenly matched

You both kill each other

huh

roll to stealth

/r d20+11

@Rusp: d20+11 = (20)+11 = 31

fuck you dice

You stealth from pathfinder

I hate my life

roll to kill gents campaign and consume it as a phijkchu rp sidestory

/r d20

@Phijkchu_Pikachu: d20 = (13) = 13

The game can no longer detect you

oof

nice

Maybe my rolls will be better now

are we startinf yet

I’m ready whenever

roll to be dead when my character gets introduced

/r d20

@Deleted User: d20 = (19) = 19

so close

roll to murder fire's character

/r d20

@Dan K. Meme: d20 = (3) = 3

roll to burn fire's character

/r d20

@taxes: d20 = (2) = 2