the-dump

"Why indeed it would!"

Monkeyfish King: "YES. IT WOULD SEEM THAT IT IS AROUND THE NECK OF GWYNDOLIN OF THE SUNSWORDS"

Monkeyfish King: "SHE IS HERE FOR THE BEACON LIGHTING CEREMONY. BY THE END OF THE MORROW, HER AND THOSE TROUBLESOME ELVES WILL DEPART"

hmm

“Is there any way you could help us in getting the key?”

Monkeyfish King: "THE ONLY WAY WOULD BE TO DEFEAT THE ELF IN COMBAT"

what

"Why couldn't we steal it off her?"

Monkeyfish King: "OR LIKE, I GUESS YOU CAN DO THAT."

does she not sleept

sleep*

Monkeyfish King: "WELL, I'M NOT SURE IF ELVES EVER SLEEP. BUT IF YOU'RE CONFIDENT IN THIEVERY THEN SO BE IT."

rusp

im confident in you

Monkeyfish King: "JUST DON'T STEAL MY RED GEM"

you are?

after what happened last time?

roll to see chances of this succeeding

/r d20

/r d20

/r d20

rip

huh

oh geez

0% chance

better not do any rolling in the near future

pack it up everybody

“We promise we will not steal your red gem”

/r d20

!roll

@Phijkchu_Pikachu d20=(9)=9

no one fucked with the bot https://i.imgur.com/oj2kX4e.png

@taxes: d20 = (9) = 9

@Gent: d20 = (11) = 11

@taxes: d20 = (8) = 8

its actually dead

oh

@Gent: d20 = (13) = 13

8/20

no that doesnt count

chances of this ACTUALLY working

/r d20

@taxes: d20 = (1) = 1

welp

Yeah

YEAH

pack it up

its fine

our characters

dont know this

its fine

Monkeyfish King: "ALLOW MY SON, ABRAHAM, TO ASSIST YOU. I'M SURE THAT IN A MOMENT OF CRISIS HE WILL PROVE HIS WORTH."

Thank god

So what's the plan?

So

at night

we go in there

sneak up

and crash and burn

and rusp tries

I was thinking we could go visit the old man first

we all go to jail

if it fails

the end

we set the place on fire

see if he has some kind of sneaky boy potion

or tha

that*

The temple is made of sturdier material.

yeah, it can only be exploded by rolling fog ignited by a gnoll wielding a blunderbuss

Someone needs to go back in prison for this to work

True

Squires would have to go to prison

Also we don’t have a gnoll

or fog

And the closest thing we have to a blunderbuss is a musket

cannot preserve the canon

give up

Like that was even an option at this point

we can do better than the cannon though