the-dump

right!

You hear some shouting accompanied by footsteps.

oh

oh no

fuck

fuck

fcu

we should head deeper into the cave

to hide

yes

original idea

You're going deeper?

preserve the canon Kappa

Squires: "alright Gratia, make a fog wall so th- SHIT!"

shit

looks like we’re going deeper

"HALT!"

"WHO DARES TREAD INTO THE DOMAIN OF THE GREAT MONKEYFISH KING?"

oh boy

Guards: "Something's happening this way"

"Who's he talking to?"

who would be most likely to talk to this man

surely not me

rusp

you are our K4

The guards are saying that

was k4 the one who talked to the monkey fish king?

first, anyways

Yune: "Uh, heya! We're just passing by and some elves got up, and uh-"

Monkeyfish King: "AH, THE ELVES HAVE TROUBLED YOU TOO? I SEE. THEY HAVE TWICE FOLD DISRESPECTED MY KIN."

"QUICK, HIDE UNDER MY UDDERS. IT'S THE ONLY PLACE YOU'LL BE ABLE TO BREATHE."

nice

I love udders

So you all climb in and the guards walk up to the king.

Guard: muttering "You handle this, I hate talking to this guy"

Siegfried: clears throat "Uh, hello your highness. We recently had a case of arson in our city. It appears to have been a prison escape attempt."

Monkeyfish King: "AND HOW DOES THAT BRING YOU HERE?"

Siegfried: "Our...investigator detected a source of magic fleeing in this direction...we were hoping you w-"

Monkeyfish King: "NOPE"

Siegfried: "But anything you can do would be much appr-"

They leave.

ez

Fuck me for typing that

so can they still track the ring?

or nah

Well, not anymore, otherwise they would've found you instantly

oh

ok

Monkeyfish King: "AND FOR WHAT BRAVE QUEST ARE YOU YOUNGLINGS TRAVELING HERE?"

Monkeyfish King: "COME ON, DON'T BE SHY"

"We are here, for the noble task of robbing an important elf"

Monkeyfish King: "AH, WOULD IT BE THE SUN KEY YOU DESIRE?"

"Why indeed it would!"

Monkeyfish King: "YES. IT WOULD SEEM THAT IT IS AROUND THE NECK OF GWYNDOLIN OF THE SUNSWORDS"

Monkeyfish King: "SHE IS HERE FOR THE BEACON LIGHTING CEREMONY. BY THE END OF THE MORROW, HER AND THOSE TROUBLESOME ELVES WILL DEPART"

hmm

“Is there any way you could help us in getting the key?”

Monkeyfish King: "THE ONLY WAY WOULD BE TO DEFEAT THE ELF IN COMBAT"

what

"Why couldn't we steal it off her?"

Monkeyfish King: "OR LIKE, I GUESS YOU CAN DO THAT."

does she not sleept

sleep*

Monkeyfish King: "WELL, I'M NOT SURE IF ELVES EVER SLEEP. BUT IF YOU'RE CONFIDENT IN THIEVERY THEN SO BE IT."

rusp

im confident in you

Monkeyfish King: "JUST DON'T STEAL MY RED GEM"

you are?

after what happened last time?

roll to see chances of this succeeding

/r d20

/r d20

/r d20

rip

huh

oh geez

0% chance

better not do any rolling in the near future

pack it up everybody

“We promise we will not steal your red gem”