the-dump

@taxes: d20 = (11) = 11

max becomes the perfect age

I’m black

Stop

gas

I feel I should get to roll for this

get some help

WELL?

Huh

What are you doing?

I was wondering if I could roll to see what it was

Considering I’m black

And it’s most likely a drug

It's not anything you've heard of

Damn

Ok

It must be his own special brew

Guess I’ll be doing a sleight of hand on the bottle

To attempt to hide it

It's already hidden in your pocket

Oh

I see

You need to try for something

So I can attempt to distract the guard

The prisoner seems awfully worried about the guard right now.

I guess so, Max is here too btw

Oh

Hey Max

You should attempt to distract the guard

Might have to wait on that

uhhh

sure/

youcould of @ed me

Oh sorry

look

I thought you were still peeing

i rather notttt get caught

no lol

sorry

also

Well you guys are gonna have to take some risks.

i know theres probably not many

but

Or be really fucking clever

Halflings are pretty much never seen.

Only around the slums does it seem like there's anyone but elves and humans.

hm

rusp

any suggestions

Uh

on how to distract the guard

im still a loli rn

Is there an outside window that leads to the cell by chance

ooh

is there glass windows

Not from what you can see

darn

anywhere at all

any glass windows

Out at the front there are

okay

what if i go outside

throw a rock

and escape into the back alley

I mean

that enough time

of him being distracted

I was thinking that perhaps you could just like act like a cute child for a bit

rusp

im not good

at pretending to be a loli

Ask the guy to find your sweetroll

KEK

Well

If you wanna do window plan

Be my guest

i rather do the loli plan

but im not surre how to do it

Tell him your dogs missing or something

The man still doesn't have his drug