the-dump

roll to see if i'm a bard

/r d20

@Deleted User: d20 = (1) = 1

nope

But I got fucked

oh

a wizard

ok

alright anything else i need to roll a 1 for

roll for wizard

/r d20

@Deleted User: d20 = (20) = 20

ok

nvm

i am a wizard

how am i making these rolls happen

hacks

2 1s and a 20, i'll fit right in with rusp

roll for quack

/r d20

@Deleted User: d20 = (17) = 17

roll for honk

/r d20

@Deleted User: d20 = (11) = 11

roll for quonk

/r d20

@Deleted User: d20 = (5) = 5

roll for hack

/r d20

@Deleted User: d20 = (16) = 16

why are these all regular rolls

where are my 1s

17 strength, 11 dexterity, 5 constitution, 16 intelligence

i am ok with this

I'm going to assume with your avian connection you'd be a tengu

the heck's a tengu

Bird people

like a toucan?

or more like a bald eagle

Like crows I think

They're also asian sometimes?

roll for dick size

/r d20

@Deleted User: d20 = (18) = 18

too big

can't be a tengu

You are a cock

wait did you roll for gender

roll for gender

/r d2

@Deleted User: d2 = (2) = 2

female

roll for sexuality

/r d20

@Deleted User: d20 = (5) = 5

i mean

/r d3

Gay

@Deleted User: d3 = (1) = 1

Scat fetish

what

You got a 1

that was my supposed sexuality roll

ignore that first one

that was also a d3

as it should be

Still a 1

no

no fuck you i'm not being futa or trans or whatever the fuck you guys think a 3rd gender is

it'd be no gender

and no sexuality

for 3

i feel like race should determine that

I go with high is good

roll to die immediately and not be part of this

/r d20

@Deleted User: d20 = (16) = 16

fire

just be yourself

they'll kick you in 5 minutes