Message in #the-dump · Kappa⁴ Archive

Gent Jun 20, 2018 2:40 AM the-dump

Squires grabs onto your leg and pulls himself away

Gent Jun 20, 2018 2:40 AM the-dump

/r d20+1

Sidekick BOT Jun 20, 2018 2:40 AM the-dump

@Gent: d20+1 = (1)+1 = 2

Gent Jun 20, 2018 2:40 AM the-dump

Myyy god

Rusp Jun 20, 2018 2:40 AM the-dump

Oh geez

Gent Jun 20, 2018 2:40 AM the-dump

/r d20+1

Sidekick BOT Jun 20, 2018 2:40 AM the-dump

@Gent: d20+1 = (5)+1 = 6

Rusp Jun 20, 2018 2:40 AM the-dump

oh geez

Gent Jun 20, 2018 2:40 AM the-dump

wait a minute

Rusp Jun 20, 2018 2:40 AM the-dump

And he gets a 20

Gent Jun 20, 2018 2:40 AM the-dump

/r d20

Sidekick BOT Jun 20, 2018 2:40 AM the-dump

@Gent: d20 = (20) = 20

Rusp Jun 20, 2018 2:40 AM the-dump

Wow!

Gent Jun 20, 2018 2:41 AM the-dump

Okay, she cuts herself with the warp blade

Rusp Jun 20, 2018 2:41 AM the-dump

What the fuck was the 20

Rusp Jun 20, 2018 2:41 AM the-dump

What

Gent Jun 20, 2018 2:41 AM the-dump

First was her roll to hit

Gent Jun 20, 2018 2:41 AM the-dump

Second was her roll to confirm

Gent Jun 20, 2018 2:41 AM the-dump

Third was to see if she hit herself

Rusp Jun 20, 2018 2:41 AM the-dump

Fucking christ

Rusp Jun 20, 2018 2:41 AM the-dump

This is hell

Gent Jun 20, 2018 2:42 AM the-dump

Just before she passes out from the pain, she teleports right next to you guys.

Rusp Jun 20, 2018 2:42 AM the-dump

I’m sorry that I’ve done this

Gent Jun 20, 2018 2:42 AM the-dump

Yeah yeah

Gent Jun 20, 2018 2:42 AM the-dump

encounter over

Rusp Jun 20, 2018 2:42 AM the-dump

Awesome

Rusp Jun 20, 2018 2:42 AM the-dump

Welp

Gent Jun 20, 2018 2:42 AM the-dump

You carry the two nearly dead gnomes into a cave

Rusp Jun 20, 2018 2:42 AM the-dump

Sorry for acting like a shit

Rusp Jun 20, 2018 2:42 AM the-dump

I am tired and angry

Gent Jun 20, 2018 2:42 AM the-dump

Rusp

Gent Jun 20, 2018 2:43 AM the-dump

Vag feels eternally grateful to you for saving his life.

Rusp Jun 20, 2018 2:43 AM the-dump

Oh my lord

Gent Jun 20, 2018 2:43 AM the-dump

He snuggles up into your lap.

Rusp Jun 20, 2018 2:43 AM the-dump

Bonding has occured

Gent Jun 20, 2018 2:43 AM the-dump

You can now play as Vag during his turns.

Rusp Jun 20, 2018 2:43 AM the-dump

Oh my god

Rusp Jun 20, 2018 2:43 AM the-dump

It’s happened

Rusp Jun 20, 2018 2:43 AM the-dump

What a great ending

Rusp Jun 20, 2018 2:44 AM the-dump

and chad + loli are still fucked

Rusp Jun 20, 2018 2:44 AM the-dump

haha

Gent Jun 20, 2018 2:44 AM the-dump

Like, the main problem here was that you have 1 guy and he keeps getting screwed

Gent Jun 20, 2018 2:44 AM the-dump

Then you wait for a million NPC turns before you get to probably fail again

Gent Jun 20, 2018 2:44 AM the-dump

I get it, it sucks

Rusp Jun 20, 2018 2:44 AM the-dump

Why did you make me k4

Gent Jun 20, 2018 2:44 AM the-dump

You have a second head to control now

Rusp Jun 20, 2018 2:44 AM the-dump

The kurse is fucking real

Rusp Jun 20, 2018 2:44 AM the-dump

well

Rusp Jun 20, 2018 2:44 AM the-dump

We’ve done something finally

Rusp Jun 20, 2018 2:45 AM the-dump

Okay

Rusp Jun 20, 2018 2:45 AM the-dump

I’m going to slep

Rusp Jun 20, 2018 2:45 AM the-dump

slep

Rusp Jun 20, 2018 2:45 AM the-dump

SLEP

Gent Jun 20, 2018 2:45 AM the-dump

Same

Rusp Jun 20, 2018 2:45 AM the-dump

have good slep

Gent Jun 20, 2018 2:45 AM the-dump

I won't

Rusp Jun 20, 2018 2:45 AM the-dump

wew

Gent Jun 20, 2018 2:46 AM the-dump

I hope I'm induced with sleep death

Rusp Jun 20, 2018 2:46 AM the-dump

I hope people read through this and see the pain we went through

Rusp Jun 20, 2018 2:46 AM the-dump

It shouldn’t be for nothing

Rusp Jun 20, 2018 2:47 AM the-dump

Best part of this is

Rusp Jun 20, 2018 2:47 AM the-dump

I didnt roll a single 1

Gent Jun 20, 2018 2:47 AM the-dump

Mhmm

Rusp Jun 20, 2018 2:47 AM the-dump

Only 3’s and 4’s

Gent Jun 20, 2018 2:47 AM the-dump

/r d20

Sidekick BOT Jun 20, 2018 2:47 AM the-dump

@Gent: d20 = (19) = 19

Gent Jun 20, 2018 2:47 AM the-dump

That was for the snakes

Rusp Jun 20, 2018 2:47 AM the-dump

Test roll

Gent Jun 20, 2018 2:47 AM the-dump

5 more popped up further down the path

Rusp Jun 20, 2018 2:47 AM the-dump

/r d20

Sidekick BOT Jun 20, 2018 2:47 AM the-dump

@Rusp: d20 = (18) = 18

Rusp Jun 20, 2018 2:47 AM the-dump

please no gent

Rusp Jun 20, 2018 2:48 AM the-dump

I am sleep

Gent Jun 20, 2018 2:48 AM the-dump

They're far away from you

Gent Jun 20, 2018 2:48 AM the-dump

It's just to see how screwed you would've been

Rusp Jun 20, 2018 2:48 AM the-dump

Answer is very

Gent Jun 20, 2018 2:48 AM the-dump

Go to bed

Rusp Jun 20, 2018 2:48 AM the-dump

Will do

Gent Jun 20, 2018 2:50 AM the-dump

Oh shit, I forgot about Vag's blood rage ability

Gent Jun 20, 2018 2:51 AM the-dump

Oh well, not like it mattered Kappa

Deleted User Jun 20, 2018 3:15 AM the-dump

/r d20