the-dump

over the hedge is a pretty shit movie

oh

Which angle would be the best?

I mean

Probably above

But I thought that they would see me if I didn’t go through

HMM, you could be right!

It'd be hard to anticipate an attack from above

Less cover and all

fine

let’s just watch me fail this fucking roll

The trees arch over the path

What are you rolling for?

I’m going above the hedges

And I’m going to sneak attack bundle lad

Roll me some climb

wait a second

This is rigged

I’ll never pass this check

I couldn’t pass +11s

Just a normal roll, the hedges have more nooks and crannies to hold onto than a tree

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (15) = 15

wow I did it

There you go boy

Ok

Now that I’m up here

I’d like to stab my self in the heart

oh

You smash up the hedges and grab onto a hanging branch.

i specialize in stabbing

ask me if you want me to roll a stab for you

Nah it’s fine

I’m about to roll a 1

hmm

Can I sneak attack now

Or was that my turn

Go for it

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (4) = 4

sweet

Yess

Fuck

Yes

That's a...not a hit

You crash down on top on the writhing snakes.

Let's see how well they take the impact though

/r d20+4

@Gent: d20+4 = (1)+4 = 5

You lucky bastard

oh you don’t have to tell me

I’m famously lucky

They are caught unawares as you land on top of them. You squeeze the life out of several snakes as you hit the ground.

Huh?

Would you like to take your sneak attack now?

Do I have roll for it

Roll a d6

Because if I do I’ll miss

Oh my god

He rolled a 1, he's not dodging

/r d6

@Rusp: d6 = (4) = 4

fucking kurse

Stop following me

Why’d you have to make me bootleg k4

You jam your rapier into the writhing mass. The snake hisses in pain.

Wait

It's gonnna attempt to wriggle you off.

Why does my rapier do less damage than my other thing

That was just the sneak attack damage

hmm..

Ok

Time to die

right, vag's turn

Wait, first

/r d20

@Gent: d20 = (13) = 13

gods speed vag

Okay, it shakes you off to the side. The snakes turn to face you now.

/r d20+5