the-dump

fuck

Oh vag

Don’t forget my boy

girl

/r d20

Right

@Deleted User: d20 = (5) = 5

/r d20+1

@Gent: d20+1 = (20)+1 = 21

Alright!

VAG

A GOD

That’s my girl

Does a nat crit on initiative do anything?

Not really

aw

Let's see what this shit does

/r d20

@Gent: d20 = (17) = 17

Good thing

Yeah, he's fighting alright

/r d20+5

@Gent: d20+5 = (17)+5 = 22

Fucking vag dude

He hisses and clicks at all the snakes. The lesser ones recognize the war cry of their natural predator.

Gottem

He's then gonna attack the nearest one.

/r d20+2

@Gent: d20+2 = (15)+2 = 17

He bites off the head with ease.

Welp

Bard boy's turn

Obviously, he'll attack with his warp blade

/r d20+1

@Gent: d20+1 = (8)+1 = 9

Fucking

/r d2

@Gent: d2 = (2) = 2

He knicks the big snake, but it doesn't seem to penetrate the scales.

That said, he's able to warp out of the jaws.

All the smaller blood snakes retreat this round, slithering up and around nearby trees.

Yumi is gonna cast enlarge person.

Please on vag

Come on baby

Oh no, she casted it on herself.

Oh

/r d20

@Gent: d20 = (17) = 17

She rolls and stomps around to get the snakes off her. The king cobra seems put off by the larger prey.

Nice

King time

not nice

/r d20+1

@Gent: d20+1 = (19)+1 = 20

NOT NICE

He point blank blasts the 3 of you with a blood bolt, arcing his head as he does so.

damn

/r d6

@Gent: d6 = (1) = 1

Oh

Now some fort saves

+3 for you

/r d20+3

@Rusp: d20+3 = (7)+3 = 10

/r d20

@Gent: d20 = (10) = 10

/r d20+2

@Gent: d20+2 = (13)+2 = 15

You and yune are now poisoned.

Oof

Your turn.

You have a fancy new rapier.

I’m going to stab ye olde king snake with me new rapier

Give me a rrrrroll

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (5) = 5

man

Yeah, you didn't realize that rapiers are better for stabbing than slashing.

Your blade ineffectually bounces off the snake scales.

oof