the-dump

can i be vag

I’ve had 1 20

No, I'm Vag

damn

And it was punching some soggy meat

It's a matter of playing as a wild animal

Vag is not technically wild

It's an animal and it's unreliable

He knows a single command

i

don’t you ever call my boy unreliable ever again

or

Girl

girl

honestly dont know if i can play a character that's not my own :tinkgningithingkersng:;;;;;

stop thinking so hard

good boy sounds better than good girl

Well, you know what yumi and squinks were like

We can pause here if you want

i might of

like 4 years ago

>3 year old campaign

Squints had like a New York accent

or something

im a time traveler

>being a urealms nerd

Me and rusp can continue this later

Squinks

oh boy

yeah get to the city

my character gets away yet again

and i might be there

blow up the jail

he can’t keep getting away with all of his shitty rolls

Both you two are out for the count

what

why

And yes umbreon...

i can get away

Oh boy

they wouldnt take me to jail!

You can try, but you could compromise the mission even more

We’re about to meet a retarded monkey fish

You're safe now

Holy shit

they would take me home-

oh well

w.e

this is fine

Don't fuck yourself like he did

Will he be my best friend

Your disguise could be broken if they get suspicious

So, if you want to know what umbreon could've done

Please do tell

please tell

His best bet was probably throwing Vag right into the area Rusp was. This would put Vag at risk of, but it would make the elves become less suspicious of most noise in that area.

>throwing vag

smart

Don’t throw vag

That’s evil

Another thing he could've done was to bait the elf into walking into a bear trap.

She’s a good girl

That would occupy several elves at once, who would have to wrench his foot free.

I like how all of this is my fault

But I’m the only pc who got away

it is

But umbreon might have to make a stealth check to get close enough to do that.

you needed

a 5+

>rolls 3 twice

It's not "your fault" really

no

its definitley

The dice are the dice, you did the right move for the most part

his fault

it’s my lucks fault

roll for daily luck