the-dump

"well me and my friend got attacked and we got lost in these woods"

"so not doing so hot myself"

Derek: "Uh huh, your friend?"

"yeah, young girl"

"seen her?"

Siegfried: muttering "So the elf was part of his plan?"

Derek: "Possibly, how else would he know about her?"

"you know i can hear you"

They're feeling a bit cocky

It's how they assert dominance

Oh no

You beta ass bitch

"so im assuming you have seen her"

Chad

Rusp, max, you guys doing anything?

uh

uhuuhhh

I’m just

can i see umbreon?

Chilling

Squires and Yune are watching this wide-eyed.

If only gratia was here!

Then we’d also have a cleric!

So nothing?

Nope

gent ^^^

Okay, they shove Umbreon to the ground and hogtie him.

Jeez

That’s rude

I feel like umbreon is busy with something else.

uh huh

oof

Something that's clouding his judgement as of late

get off the feh my boy

Holy shit we’ve been playing pathfinder for a really fucking long time

Yeah because we talk this shit over for way too long

and than we always fail the rolls

It’s real good

/r d20

@Phijkchu_Pikachu: d20 = (2) = 2

/r d20

@Phijkchu_Pikachu: d20 = (12) = 12

So

What now

so

so

so

haha

i guess we wait

Bopit

So anything you guys doing? Another elf takes watch just to be sure there's no one else coming.

Uh

rusp

can you rescue me

That seems near impossible

im in a tent

I let the NPC's save you guys too much

okay gent

if i

pretend to sleep

will the elf stop watching me

Probably not

why

i just want to escape

god damn i

t

Because you just revealed that you ran off into the woods before

FUCK

They can't be sure you won't do it again

So

How many elves are awake

Just the one?

OKAY

I HAVE

All

AN AMAZING IDEA

welp

Gent

Shoot