the-dump

im doing that

fuck it

oh god i cant wait for the quest where pika sends up to kill the dragon that raped me Kappa

/r d20

@Dan K. Meme: d20 = (6) = 6

shit

shid

us*

The roll didn't matter

You eeeeediot

what did you want us to do

Sleepy boy sees the arrow

he was looking at the tree top?

Not so Sleepy Elf: "Erin, I think there's an ambush!"

It was in his line of sight ya dumb

what?

What the fuck kind of vision does this TIRED elf have

did i miss where we currently were?

The tree rusp is at? He's looking in that direction

Am I also missing something

I thought he was looking at the bushes

yeah

thats what you said

Your vision spans wider that that

not tired boys

sight of the gods

well uh

the jig is up

i guess

Erin: "Hmm. Derek, Siegfried, come with me. Niles, keep an eye on the girl."

s i e g

rusp i think we just run

abandon the mission

RUN

wait

what about me

Three elves approach your area.

haha!

or we could fight rusp

RUN

uhh

FUCKING RUN

"hey there"

NO

Basically, the next day Max has free passage into the city.

You're just saying "hey there"?

welp

i guess

They all unsheathe their weapons.

"wait im not hostile"

im assuming rusp is running the fuck away

you know it

say youre my dad

and youre here for me

but

"I am Siegfried of the imperial guard. You are under arrest for trespassing on elven land!"

He's a gnome silly

Wait

so?

"im currently looking for a lost child"

I’m not running et

itd work

HE DID IT

LOL

You are disgusied as an elf

Or am I

^

"Put your hands on your head. No sudden movements."

If it goes to shit I’ll do a little sneak attack

"uh sure"

ill do that

Derek locks both your arms behind your back.

oof

:notlk

Erin holds his sword pointed at you.

hey I have a great idea

Right as he’s about to do that

"could you please remove that from my face"

Like handcuff him