the-dump

lol

Exactly

is vag coming?

or does he get his own

He’s a badger

own trip

They would pay him no mind

I’ll just have him come along last

can we roll to see if these elves hate badgers

You make it over to the hedge line. You hear a hissing noise, and it's not from Vag.

snek!

fuck

ok

So

Hmm

What do we do

Can I just step away from the snake?

Or is it hostile

You're fine for now.

Oh

Ok

foreshadowing

time for the next boys

You see large pools of blood farther up the hedges.

oh you silly bloodsnakes

you and your blood

Who’s going next

You have to roll to get back

i have to shit so dont start combat

thanks

Oh right

/r d20+11

@Rusp: d20+11 = (3)+11 = 14

it’s all good

who shall go next

Wait

Waiting

You move a bit too hastily on your way back. The elf notices something.

are you fucking me right now

Yes, elves have high perception

back-

what thef uck

i told youo NOT to start combat

We didn't yet

rusp did i think

or is about it

to*

The elf starts walking towards Rusp's location.

Rusp, you weren't able to make all the way back to the party.

can I stealth into the bushes

You kind of already are.

RUSP NO

IF YOU GO FURTHER

can I go deeper

SNEKS

NO

OH GOD NO

You heard yourself make noise and stopped dead.

Well

What do I do then max

hm

should i try

Umbreon, any plans?

throwing a pebble

oh

can umbreon

make bird sounds?

why don’t I just sneak attack one shot him

Solid plan

He has to be facing away from you.

And you're assuming you'd oneshot

No

I know

we could always just diplomacy out of it

You think these elves will let a blacky go?

Okay wait

then you should hide

i get a bonus when pretending to be a child