the-dump

"It worked once"

What is my bonus now?

It must be very high

On stealth? Still a +9 I think

Oh

I thought you said the dark increased it

Oh I did

+11

Oh baby

wow

so we're good as long as he doesnt get a 1?

If you picked a pygmy race it could've been 13

Damnit

You'd lose the ability to speak though

Oh

That’s bad

oh i also have this but i guess it doenst add https://i.imgur.com/Aa6DVbT.png

That's just from being small, right?

yes

w.e

Yeah, big guys make better barbarians and small guys make better rogues

of course

but i wanted to be a strong loli

so rusp

start sneaking us

If only our classes and races were reversed

Ok

with your +11

“Who’s first?”

we shouldnt fail

I want to go first

Okay

"Me."

So just give a roll?

Go for it, max can hang onto your side.

/r d20+11

@Rusp: d20+11 = (11)+11 = 22

amazing

nice

Double loli

its perfect

Good thing you have a whole party of midgets, otherwise this wouldn't work

lol

Exactly

is vag coming?

or does he get his own

He’s a badger

own trip

They would pay him no mind

I’ll just have him come along last

can we roll to see if these elves hate badgers

You make it over to the hedge line. You hear a hissing noise, and it's not from Vag.

snek!

fuck

ok

So

Hmm

What do we do

Can I just step away from the snake?

Or is it hostile

You're fine for now.

Oh

Ok

foreshadowing

time for the next boys

You see large pools of blood farther up the hedges.

oh you silly bloodsnakes

you and your blood

Who’s going next

You have to roll to get back

i have to shit so dont start combat

thanks

Oh right

/r d20+11

@Rusp: d20+11 = (3)+11 = 14

it’s all good

who shall go next

Wait

Waiting

You move a bit too hastily on your way back. The elf notices something.