the-dump

"It'll be best if you avoid any direct encounters with the elves- elves- elves"

oh boy!

I mean

I can definitely sneak around

I'm going to inform the party of those two things

I don’t know about these other guys though

Squires: "Hey, remember when Gratia would just make a fog to cover us? Sneaking was so easy back then"

fuck

Yune: "Shut up Squires"

rip

Any bright ideas?

uhhh

I could sneak behind elf man and try to silently dispatch

direct encounters

are BAD

I mean

Squires: "Okay guys! I still have my bucket!"

Oh god

no

OH

idea

"So I pour water on them, aaand"

okay so

NO

NO

idea

i use my fire ring thing

to heat up a bucket of water

and create steam

which creates a mist

that

Will not work

Squires: "I- are elves weak to steam?"

Than we can make some pasta

No, it could create a cover for us though

Can I roll to see if I know the answer

Come on baby

"These droplets form when warmer water in the air is rapidly cooled, causing it to change from invisible gas to tiny visible water droplets. Mist often forms when warmer air over water suddenly encounters the cooler surface of land."

"One bucket of water...you think that will create enough of a cover for us?"

probably not

“No”

how many buckets do you have

“Be careful guys, we might burn the buckets down!”

"One....and it's wooden"

"Oh......"

Umbreon any ideas

“Ok”

Idea

"Gratia took all the good buckets!"

“I can try to sneak you guys past one at a time”

thats a lot of rolls

oh I know

what's his bonus?

for sneaking

But as I said last time I rolled a 20

Squires: "Well, that's not a bad idea"

I’m due for a 20

"It worked once"

What is my bonus now?

It must be very high

On stealth? Still a +9 I think

Oh

I thought you said the dark increased it

Oh I did

+11

Oh baby

wow

so we're good as long as he doesnt get a 1?

If you picked a pygmy race it could've been 13

Damnit

You'd lose the ability to speak though

Oh

That’s bad

oh i also have this but i guess it doenst add https://i.imgur.com/Aa6DVbT.png

That's just from being small, right?

yes

w.e

Yeah, big guys make better barbarians and small guys make better rogues

of course