the-dump

ill let the rape happen, this is fine

Vag had the bear under control

also i have to eat

so afk

Ooookay

Next turn, bad things happen to Max.

Don’t let me down squires

jeez gent, you rolled the exact number to instantly kill

Nah

Nessie: "Oh yeah, this is what I'm tal- wait, what's with your feet?!"

You’ll be fine

Don’t fucking tell me

Was this your joke the whole time

im at -3hp i dont think im fine

Squires is under Nessie.

He casts charm person.

THATS NOT GOING TO WORK

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT

Here's Nessie's will save

Did someone say 20?

/r d20-6

@Gent: d20-6 = (2)-6 = -4

Oh

He actually did it

Okay, Nessie's eyes glaze over.

How does this spell work

Can he command?

He becomes very receptive to Squires's commands, but he won't do anything outright suicidal.

I’m going to tell him to tell Nessie to get his bear under control

Squires got a huge bonus because Nessie was infatuated with Max.

Squires relays the message to Nessie.

Nessie: "Woah there! Call down girl, these are good people!"

We’ve done it

Can I jump up and save umbreon now

I'll pause for a bit to get food.

fair

The reason I didn’t think that was going to work was because squires rolled a 17 in charming someone and it didn’t work

Wait

Actually I probably had that backwards

whoops

.

im back?

my power went out while i was eating

which is fun

and nice

i didn't get raped

Well

im goingto get a cupcake then

irl?

back

irl

Okay, give me a roll for how violated you feel

/r d20

@taxes: d20 = (11) = 11

loli number

hew

You're still shaking from the incident. The amount of turns you can rage has been reduced.

what

on an 11

also

shouldnt that increase it?

w.e

11 means it's a lighter punishment

You let this happen to you

well

You've instilled a feeling of learned helplessness into your mind.

i let it happen to let my team across

but sure

this is a fine arc to go down

hopefully i can regain my confidence or something

no i was not

Umbreon, you there?

Oh

Hellp

This this is happening

What

umbreon?