the-dump

You're gonna yell?

Hmm

Max, you're not gonna try anything?

well

Can I signal yumi to enlarge me?

Squires can

is he obviously going to rape me

Yes

Do that

He has code with yumi

Ok

Here’s the plan

Get big

Grab man

Okay, she enlarges you.

Slam him

Squires: whispering "Hold on! Just a few more feet and I can do my plan!"

can’t he walk acrossed the beams?

He’s a small lad

"Don't fuck this up you darky!"

He failed the stealth check so he was relying on you.

Fine

I’ll go a few more feet

It will take your whole turn for that.

AHHH

hmm

Squires and plans

They don’t seem to mix

I don’t know if I should trust him

ah fuck it

Can I jump up and sneak attack him

Anything you want to try to get him a little closer?

You would have to make a climb check to actually get over top the bridge, and you still wouldn't be next to him

Well fuck

Guess I’m taking him to where he wants to go

okay then

Max, he's getting handsy

well

I'd like to ask him to stop

Nessie: "EHEHEH, don't worry. You'll get your kiss!"

Christ

uh

where are his hands

exactly

If you don't do anything, they'll be in sensitive places

ah

am I able to rage

I guess, but that's definitely starting combat with the whole party split up six ways.

ah

And umbreon is already down.

wellllllllllll

And you know the owlbear can oneshot

fuck

i wouldn't max

alright

don’t worry

that thing will kill you instantly

ill let the rape happen, this is fine

Vag had the bear under control

also i have to eat

so afk

Ooookay

Next turn, bad things happen to Max.

Don’t let me down squires

jeez gent, you rolled the exact number to instantly kill

Nah

Nessie: "Oh yeah, this is what I'm tal- wait, what's with your feet?!"

You’ll be fine

Don’t fucking tell me

Was this your joke the whole time

im at -3hp i dont think im fine

Squires is under Nessie.

He casts charm person.

THATS NOT GOING TO WORK

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT

Here's Nessie's will save

Did someone say 20?

/r d20-6