the-dump

/r d20

@Rusp: d20 = (4) = 4

kursed berries

fitting for k4

Vag is full from the gnoll neck meat.

that’s fair

It's now late in the afternoon when you venture into the cave.

i got my lance back right

Of course

okay good

You come across a wide open room, with various crystals protruding from the ground. In the center of the room is a massive veiny gem.

of course

Now, what will you do?

can i pick up a gem off of the ground?

like is there one small enough?

that i could perhaps get it up

Sure, there's plenty

Give me a roll first

/r d20

@taxes: d20 = (4) = 4

I’d like check for traps

K UR S E D

i'd like to just check my bear trap for no aparent reason

You pick one up and its greenish glow fizzles out. It appears like a normal mineral now.

Your bear trap is still working.

cool

What do I roll to check for traps

I have forgotten my bonus

d20 +1

/r d20+1

@Rusp: d20+1 = (13)+1 = 14

Wait no, that's +7

Oh

That’s a 20

Okay, you find an ioun stone

Cool!

What’s that

This stone appears to be a flawed gem, with a crimson pink glow. It gives a +1 bonus to initiative checks.

Wow

That’s pretty good!

does he know it does that

yeah

dang it

He can feel the strength

nice try, little girl

The gem starts floating in a circle around your head.

that’s crazy

wow he's like a sim

does it glow?

Not really

damn

Just kinda have a rock floating around my head now

The others glowed because they were like gemlings, living beings

wanted to make the case a sneak man shouldnt hold that

I considered that, but the page doesn't say anything on it

There are even stones that buff stealth

Can I eventually get a halo of stones?

I think 3 is the max

Yune: "Wow, this place sure is great. Let's loot this shit on our way back"

no swearing please

What will you guys do?

let us press on

yes

lets keep moving

trying to stay in the back

and hidden

It’s a good thing gemlords don’t exist

Okay, the gem in the center of the room starts pulsing frantically as you move past. You feel as though you have averted some crisis.

nice

the timing on that was really good

As you exit the cavernous mountain, you see it's now nighttime.

Over to the left is a large river with a bridge spanning its length. A well-dressed gnome appears to be dozing off in the center of it, resting upon some sort of furry mound.

Ah

this part

What will you guys do?

ill just wait for someone else to do somethiing

I’d like to brush vag

i will approach the gnome

Vag accepts this silently. His eyes have a cat-like glow.

wonderful